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  • F [email protected]

    Retirement home raves, here we come

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    Yeah i am stoked to be dropping tabs and listening to MGMT when i am 70

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      Nah, screw the office. Make it scrubs instead.

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        Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.

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          The Office

          The original or the USA copy though?

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          Apparently there are 13 different adaptations. I kinda like the Australian one.

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            I dunno. Depends on the acceptability of calling it a "multi - generational household" because Boomers locked up to much wealth and now have to live with the consequences.

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            I should change my name to "The Consequences" since I live with my boomer parents

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              Jim sucks and is an office bully.

              We're watching Futurama, fellow olds.

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              Dwight is literally a fascist and usually only falls for Jim's pranks because of his fascism

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                Dwight is literally a fascist and usually only falls for Jim's pranks because of his fascism

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                Two things can be true at the same time!

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                  Futurama has good science and absurdists jokes, but there is a LOT on Futurama that has not aged well at all, especially from a gender and sexuality standpoint.

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                  This conversation here is what the retired millennials are going to be doing, incapable of choice

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                    Apparently there are 13 different adaptations. I kinda like the Australian one.

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                    Oh, I was only aware of the two. I’ll have to change my shitty joke.

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                      Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.

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                      It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people.

                      Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

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                        I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash

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                          Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.

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                          Come on now, you're making soylent green sound so industrial and devoid of feeling.

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                            Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.

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                            A major problem is that the demographics for Millennial retirement are a lot worse than for Boomers. Boomers at least had a decent number of millennials to help support them in retirement.

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                              To be fair basically every futurama character (except maybe Fry) is a bully

                              But I love watching it for some reason.

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                              Kif is a bully?

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                                Retirement?

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                                  I thought about this, but arthritis is a thing sadly. It's probably fine for non action games, but forget about playing smash

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                                  Fine, hearts of iron; all the survivors will be weird esoteric fascists by then anyway.

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                                    Well, hopefully those wealthy millennials will enjoy their distractions, homes, and retirement while the rest of us are dropped into the industrial grinders they use to reclaim the nutrients from our bodies.

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                                    They will!

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                                      Dwight is literally a fascist and usually only falls for Jim's pranks because of his fascism

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                                      Extra reason to Futurama.

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                                        Futurama has good science and absurdists jokes, but there is a LOT on Futurama that has not aged well at all, especially from a gender and sexuality standpoint.

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                                        Perfect! We can do discourse!

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                                          Fine, hearts of iron; all the survivors will be weird esoteric fascists by then anyway.

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                                          Now you mention it, I would like to die taking some fascists with me, rather than from some suck ass old age pathology. Now I have way too much to loose, but in my old age, I'm going to be dead anyways, so why not. Maybe we see a rise in Luigis

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