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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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    #64

    If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

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    • A [email protected]

      If anyone is wondering the connection:

      This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

      Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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      The Nazi Foundation positions another pawn.

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      • F [email protected]

        I'm confused, this reads like an argument, but you're making the same point.

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        I'm not, AOC had some life behind her when she was elected. This dude doesn't. And wasn't elected.

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          It's Deuce Bigalow!

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          douche bigalow.

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          • P [email protected]

            I'm not, AOC had some life behind her when she was elected. This dude doesn't. And wasn't elected.

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            I'mma quote from the post you responded to, maybe you can help me see what I'm missing.

            …I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there’s a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

            Where does your argument contradict that?

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              Entirely agree. Kid is out of his element! Godcdamn it. Donny!

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              Also, as a former bartender, there is a lot of politics involved in that job. You're in charge of a bunch of (hopefully temporary) morons. There's risk assessment and mediation happening, controlling a bunch of people who are adverse to rules and being told no. Geopolitics isn't that far from breaking up a fight in a bar. But he doesn't have any of that comparable experience.

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                trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a "coup" against him.

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                • A [email protected]

                  If anyone is wondering the connection:

                  This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

                  Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

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                  wonder what kind of internship, doesnt look like his major/degree is anything useful, certainly not a lawyer to be judge material for the foundation.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    I mean being 22 and having that work history is pretty relevant. How else are they going to make the case that he's nowhere near qualified enough for the position?

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                    hes also a NEPO-baby, and with something like HF, i wouldnt call someone like that as having a work history.

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                      trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a "coup" against him.

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                      thrives on incompetance

                      😐

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Let it be known that WW3 was not unforeseen.

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                        Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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                          I'mma quote from the post you responded to, maybe you can help me see what I'm missing.

                          …I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there’s a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

                          Where does your argument contradict that?

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                          I guess I am failing to understand your question with what I said. Can you word it another way?

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                            Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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                            Honestly, I wouldn't bother at this point. We're in the react portion, not the prediction phase.

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                              gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                              • P [email protected]

                                I guess I am failing to understand your question with what I said. Can you word it another way?

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                                You say your point and their point are different, and I'm not seeing the differences? From my end, it looks like you're saying the same thing, just with different words.

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                                  Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

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                                  • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    22-Year-Old

                                    Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

                                    Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

                                    Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

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                                    The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

                                    Not... Nothing?

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                                      thrives on incompetance

                                      😐

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                                      I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                                        Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

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                                        I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

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                                          If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

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