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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • P [email protected]

    gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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    Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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      Great, another face I want to punch.

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

        On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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        At least tree fiddy

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        • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

          Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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          if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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            Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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              Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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                Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                  That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                    Iran approves this message.

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                      For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.

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                        Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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                          I know I feel safer already.

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                            I know I feel safer already.

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                            You know who to thank

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                              Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

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                                You know who to thank

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                                why don't you wear a suit?

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                                  iran? woops, too late.

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                                    The inexperienced 22-year-old reportedly tasked by Donald Trump with tackling U.S. extremism

                                    so he's gonna impeach trump?

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                                      he's a yes man, that trump is gonna steamroll over at trump's earliest. THank you for your attention to this matter.

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                                        I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

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                                          Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                                          That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

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