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  • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

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    At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

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      THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

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      people who didn't wash their hands

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        What does the Braille say?

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          Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

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            What does the Braille say?

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            ā€œThe last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.ā€

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              Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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                What does the Braille say?

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                That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

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                  I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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                    I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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                    On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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                      I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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                      Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

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                        What's the second to the left figure

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                          What's the second to the left figure

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                          I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

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                            It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

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                              Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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                              I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based ā€œpurge rulesā€, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

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                                What does the Braille say?

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                                I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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                                  ā€œThe last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.ā€

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                                  Jesus that's funny

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                                  • wunami@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                    On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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                                    Obviously!

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                                      I'm thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

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                                      Oh I'm stupid. I meant the other left.

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                                        Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

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                                        But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

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                                        • wunami@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                          On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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                                          Landing gear.

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