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Hmmm who could it possibly be?

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      Wilbur Buds > Hershey Kisses

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        lol it’s cadbury

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          lol it’s cadbury

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          *Palmer, dollar store "chocolate".

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            Well, is this a situation where many chocolate companies conglomerated to a specific area?

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              What the actual fuck... I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.

              If you told me "chocolate technology specialist" was a thing, I'd have probably gone to college for it. Instead I'm stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate... And then going home and eating it lol

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                Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate

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                  It's definitely Willy Wonka's American branch factory

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                    It's definitely Willy Wonka's American branch factory

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                    I was gonna say Slugworth haha getting that corporate espionage goin'

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                      What the actual fuck... I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.

                      If you told me "chocolate technology specialist" was a thing, I'd have probably gone to college for it. Instead I'm stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate... And then going home and eating it lol

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                      I know someone who did go into food science to get into a chocolate production factory - they were done eating chocolate for good after their first 6 months.

                      Turns out all you can eat samples is a great way to get food fatigued real fast.

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                        I know someone who did go into food science to get into a chocolate production factory - they were done eating chocolate for good after their first 6 months.

                        Turns out all you can eat samples is a great way to get food fatigued real fast.

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                        I was once at some children party thingy where they had free cotton candy. My friend and I ate so much that we completely swore off of the stuff for all eternity.

                        Then I went and got married to a gal with a cotton candy machine...

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                          I know someone who did go into food science to get into a chocolate production factory - they were done eating chocolate for good after their first 6 months.

                          Turns out all you can eat samples is a great way to get food fatigued real fast.

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                          The best way to hate something you love is to make it your job.

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                            It's Hershey Ice Cream brand

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                              Just copy paste the job description to Google and it'll likely end up to the original job posting. These recruiters are so lazy they don't think anyone will ever get to their secret client lol.

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                                What the actual fuck... I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.

                                If you told me "chocolate technology specialist" was a thing, I'd have probably gone to college for it. Instead I'm stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate... And then going home and eating it lol

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                                I'm a system integrator, and though I don't do it right now, I'd consider myself an expert in dairy. I could see someone specializing in chocolate similarly.

                                The reason people don't know about these jobs is because they aren't advertised very well. My MS in mechanical engineering barely touched on it and I sort of fell into it on accident by knowing someone in the industry.

                                Edit: thinking about it for a moment, I actually did some work for a European chocolate producer about a decade ago

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                                  You'll be working for Slugworth

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                                    Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I'd interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.

                                    Tell you what, I'll apply if you don't need to see my name until I'm hired.

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                                      Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I'd interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.

                                      Tell you what, I'll apply if you don't need to see my name until I'm hired.

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                                      It's not always because their reputation is bad. Sometimes they have a really bad employee that they want to replace, but who will definitely know if their job is posted. This happens a lot at the executive level.

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                                        The Hershey ice cream company, which (this is real) is not associated with the famous chocolate maker

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                                          *Palmer, dollar store "chocolate".

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                                          You could just say USA chocolate.

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