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Old people in Japan should commit mass suicide says Yale professor

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.netG [email protected]

    I do wish there was a way to check out early without endangering your insurance, though.

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    Simple, don't have insurance

    taps head đź§ 

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      Ubasute (elder senicide): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubasute

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      left there to die

      Couldn't even do them the service of running them through with a katana. Just left them alone to suffer. Lol

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        "For an extra quarter, would you like to have your eyes scooped out by a melon baller?"

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          Ubasute (elder senicide): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubasute

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          Similarly, ättestupa.

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            If you've ever seen Thank You for Smoking and appreciated the dark political satire, check out Boomsday from Christopher Buckley by the same author, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomsday_(novel)

            Cassandra Devine, "a morally superior twenty-nine-year-old PR chick" and moonlit angry blogger, incites generational warfare when she proposes that the financially nonviable Baby Boomers be given incentives (free Botox, no estate tax) to kill themselves at 70. The proposal, meant only as a catalyst for debate on the issue, catches the approval of millions of citizens, chief among them an ambitious presidential candidate, Senator Randolph Jepperson.

            It's been a decade or more since I last read it, but I remember it being pretty funny and insightful.

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            • grrgyle@slrpnk.netG [email protected]

              I do wish there was a way to check out early without endangering your insurance, though.

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              Whoops my car drove off of a bridge

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                I was kinda hoping I'd read the article and it would be a modern day "a modest proposal" but it doesn't seem to be and now I'm sad.

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                  Why the fuck does this publication abbreviate assisted suicide as "ass suicide"

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                    Aha. Before committing mass suicide, they might want to use the next 75 years to invent robot caregivers. That'd be another option to deal with old people.

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                      "Since 2008"

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                      Australian dude used a home-made robot to kill himself in 2008

                      https://www.wired.com/2008/03/australian-man/

                      9 years late on a corporate model

                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_pod

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                        If you've ever seen Thank You for Smoking and appreciated the dark political satire, check out Boomsday from Christopher Buckley by the same author, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomsday_(novel)

                        Cassandra Devine, "a morally superior twenty-nine-year-old PR chick" and moonlit angry blogger, incites generational warfare when she proposes that the financially nonviable Baby Boomers be given incentives (free Botox, no estate tax) to kill themselves at 70. The proposal, meant only as a catalyst for debate on the issue, catches the approval of millions of citizens, chief among them an ambitious presidential candidate, Senator Randolph Jepperson.

                        It's been a decade or more since I last read it, but I remember it being pretty funny and insightful.

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                        It's a good book. And I remember them to be good to read back to back.

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                          Why the fuck does this publication abbreviate assisted suicide as "ass suicide"

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                          And why Apple is using “Liquid Glass” for “Liquid Ass”?

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                            I would very much love to have the choice.

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                              Why is the picture ai?

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                                If you've ever seen Thank You for Smoking and appreciated the dark political satire, check out Boomsday from Christopher Buckley by the same author, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomsday_(novel)

                                Cassandra Devine, "a morally superior twenty-nine-year-old PR chick" and moonlit angry blogger, incites generational warfare when she proposes that the financially nonviable Baby Boomers be given incentives (free Botox, no estate tax) to kill themselves at 70. The proposal, meant only as a catalyst for debate on the issue, catches the approval of millions of citizens, chief among them an ambitious presidential candidate, Senator Randolph Jepperson.

                                It's been a decade or more since I last read it, but I remember it being pretty funny and insightful.

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                                Interesting. Thanks!

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                                  Oh hey, I've read that Vonnegut story.

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                                    Why the fuck does this publication abbreviate assisted suicide as "ass suicide"

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                                    Any means you choose. Ass suicide is just a recomendation.

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                                      Why the fuck does this publication abbreviate assisted suicide as "ass suicide"

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                                      It should obviously be ass suc

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                                        Aha. Before committing mass suicide, they might want to use the next 75 years to invent robot caregivers. That'd be another option to deal with old people.

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                                        but we could isolate and study those old people to determine what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use!

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                                          I'm not confident that courting the suggestion of suicide by bringing public attention to it is the ethical move for a journalist.

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