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    sudo ls

    ..?

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      Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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        Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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          sudo ls

          ..?

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          $ sudo make me a sandwich

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            sudo ls

            ..?

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            hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
            
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            • lolacat@lemmy.caL [email protected]
              hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
              
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              Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

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              • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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                And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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                  This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                    I see you've heard of onedrive 😄

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                    • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                      $ sudo make me a sandwich

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                      -bash: sudo: command not found

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                        Cancel
                        eza porn

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                          This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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                          I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                            hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
                            
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                            TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                              Submitting my selfie like...

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                                I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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                                Please don't do this.

                                Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                  Please don't do this.

                                  Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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                                  But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                    But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

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                                    You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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                                      TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

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                                      I thought it was reported to Santa?

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                                      • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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                                        pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                        • bandarbaru_1@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                                          pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

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                                          You're on the list now!

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