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      I wish I didn't know

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        The appointed time fast approaches.

        Indeed. We may waylay the plot not a day more. My fur grows damp and paws weary from waiting. What shall you spend your remunerations upon?

        I’m not certain how much Mrs Jefferson earns, but perhaps something human like a mink coat or a peace lily. Let us reconvene upon transforming our earning.

        Indeed, tata for now

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          I wish I didn't know

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          Does this mean what I think it meams

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            They're playing with each other.

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              Does this mean what I think it meams

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              Murder coverup

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                Does this mean what I think it meams

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                You know that I can't read your thoughts without your credit card number?

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                  I'm confused, this isn't loss

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                    jump

                    Bro, I can jump so high!

                    Oh yeah?

                    jump

                    Damn dude, you got mad hops too!

                    We should go jump ourselves on top of some cheddar, let's go!

                    -fin-

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                      Jumping contest. Even an infant who just found out about mousology knows this.

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                        jump

                        Bro, I can jump so high!

                        Oh yeah?

                        jump

                        Damn dude, you got mad hops too!

                        We should go jump ourselves on top of some cheddar, let's go!

                        -fin-

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                        Today I watched a YouTube video in which two people played a game, one person jumped, and the other said "whoa, you've got hops!"

                        At the time I took it literally, but now I see you saying the same thing and am forced to wonder: is that a thing? I ask sincerely, not with derision.

                        edit: Removed extra word.

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                          Today I watched a YouTube video in which two people played a game, one person jumped, and the other said "whoa, you've got hops!"

                          At the time I took it literally, but now I see you saying the same thing and am forced to wonder: is that a thing? I ask sincerely, not with derision.

                          edit: Removed extra word.

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                          Uh yeah, maybe its a bit outdated of slang now, but ... 'you've got hops' is basically 'you can jump high'.

                          Hops is ... I guess just older, 90s/00s, Millenial slang for 'jumping ability/prowess/skill', something like that.

                          'Mad hops' meaning like... how you'd say 'she's got mad skills', its meant as a uh, positive compliment, its an adjective basically meaning 'impressive' or 'unbelievable'.

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                            Uh yeah, maybe its a bit outdated of slang now, but ... 'you've got hops' is basically 'you can jump high'.

                            Hops is ... I guess just older, 90s/00s, Millenial slang for 'jumping ability/prowess/skill', something like that.

                            'Mad hops' meaning like... how you'd say 'she's got mad skills', its meant as a uh, positive compliment, its an adjective basically meaning 'impressive' or 'unbelievable'.

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                            Interesting. I could extrapolate the meaning, but I'm a bit older than your description of "outdated" and have never heard it in that context before. Perhaps I was just too unpopular to hear it.

                            Thanks for the edification!

                            edit: j to I.

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                              Interesting. I could extrapolate the meaning, but I'm a bit older than your description of "outdated" and have never heard it in that context before. Perhaps I was just too unpopular to hear it.

                              Thanks for the edification!

                              edit: j to I.

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                              Oops, I assumed you were Gen Z or A!

                              Uh, uh,... radical, tubular, or something, lol.

                              ... Groovy?

                              lol.

                              Yeah, there's a lot of fairly age specific lingo in all age brackets... and its possible the 'mad hops' phrasing also had a regional component that I just never noticed due to not travelling to many other parts of the US as a kid?

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                                Interesting. I could extrapolate the meaning, but I'm a bit older than your description of "outdated" and have never heard it in that context before. Perhaps I was just too unpopular to hear it.

                                Thanks for the edification!

                                edit: j to I.

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                                Millennial here. I've never heard it either. /shrug.

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                                  they are probably cranium rats

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                                    If they're at all like cavies aka guinea pigs they are happy playing. The behavior is called popcorning in cavies.

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                                      If they're at all like cavies aka guinea pigs they are happy playing. The behavior is called popcorning in cavies.

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                                      Having no way of finding out if you're telling the truth or not, I choose to believe

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                                        Jumping contest. Even an infant who just found out about mousology knows this.

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                                        Condescending much? I'm a veteran misogynist and even I had to look this up!

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                                          Having no way of finding out if you're telling the truth or not, I choose to believe

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                                          It is true, and it's so cute.

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