Amusement
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And the opportunity to waffle stomp.
Thats what YMCAs are for
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Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
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If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.
What can I say, reading in the bath is a high adrenaline lifestyle and I’m a maverick
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What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
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So he's sitting in soup.
Depends on your soup alignment
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No tampoon dispencer?
they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser
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ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
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they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser
What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?
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If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those "world's finest" bars they sell for school fundraiser (they're a lot skinnier than they used to be).
Wouldn't want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.
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Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!
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That's salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!
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If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar
Not his first one judging from the water.
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What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.
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Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Not for Cosmo Kramer.
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I feel personally attacked!
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
