Not sure about this one
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And Firefighters too! /s
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ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
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ACAB includes the health department too
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quality shitpost
also couldn't relate here in soviet communist hungary we don't have lifeguards, in fact i don't think i've ever seen one
Never watched baywatch?
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ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
Now it does!
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ACAB includes the health department too
Don't forget about the DMV
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Don't forget about the DMV
Especially the DMV
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Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
I'm picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
"Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C'mon, let's run by the pool and dive in, it'll be fun!"
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Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
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ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw
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And Firefighters too! /s
Can confirm, am a Bastard.
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Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
the M16 in question
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ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
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Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don't drown. Not the coast guard.
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ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw
Can confirm; am human bastard
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When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don't drown. Not the coast guard.
Isn't that who I described? My high school lifeguard class involved CQC weapons courses and Hispanic identification training
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I'm picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
"Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C'mon, let's run by the pool and dive in, it'll be fun!"
They'd fucking get me.
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Never watched baywatch?
in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend
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The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.
Context: Snufkin is a character known for being extremely anti-authority. His worst enemies include park rangers.
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ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
That's great honey, by the way did you remember to take your medication this morning?
