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  • U [email protected]

    Me listening to audiobooks, "he winded his way up the path". I always say winded like winding a spool of thread, but hear it told like deprived of air from the narrators...

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    That doesn't sound correct. If you're talking about breath, I would say "He became winded on his way up the path" or something like that. If you're talking about traveling, I would say "He wound his way up the path."

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      I dunno. People correcting me on this stuff like an asshole just give away what fucking assholes they are. Its one of many mechanisms that helps me cut past the bullshit and realize who is absolute fucking scum by the way they treat others.

      Edit: Interesting how so much privilege is in here assuming no assholes exist and things don't happen. Try being disabled in any way in high school or certain workplaces. I have experienced it numerous times, and I've witnessed it done to others.

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      Wow, sounds like you have some anger management issues. As someone who used to struggle with this (and still do, to an extent), I recommend therapy.

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        Heh, ameliorate was a better example word. The real one that always comes to mind for me is debacle. I always read it as de-buckle (like unbuckling a belt) in my head until I heard someone on the news say it once. "Lol, that anchor pronounced debacle wrong ............ wait ..."

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        Damn now debacle is a word I'm sure I've only ever read and never heard. Is it not "de-buckle"?

        I feel like this is "awry" for me all over again

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          English needs a spelling reform badly. Like the whole point of writing is to put speech in writing. It makes no sense to have spelling be this detached from pronunciation.

          busy should be bizy for example

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          This is a non-trivial task, and not simply because people will refuse to change their habits as they always do.

          You say that "busy" should be "bizy", but are you sure about that? If we decide that Y should always have an "ee" sound, what do you do with words that start with Y? Or are we going to make it the rule that it always has a Y sound at the beginning of a word and an ee sound at the end? What about a word like "ripe"? That's a different-sounding I than the one you have in "bizy", so would that be "ryp"? In that case, you have to have 3 pronunciations for Y: one each for when it occurs at the beginning, ending, and inside a word.

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            This hotline is funded by Hermione Granger.

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            • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

              Damn now debacle is a word I'm sure I've only ever read and never heard. Is it not "de-buckle"?

              I feel like this is "awry" for me all over again

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              https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/debacle

              More like de-BAH-cle. Like a chicken, bawk bawk.

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                https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/debacle

                More like de-BAH-cle. Like a chicken, bawk bawk.

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                thanks, chicken man!

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                • L [email protected]

                  Let me drop this on fleek resource: www.forvo.com The Pronunciation Dictionary. Longtime user. Ya just search the word, and get results from people all over the world saying it in their native tongue with country specified. It's great. Hearing Americans say Gouda (a Dutch town famous for the cheese) is like taking a cheese grater to my balls. No, it is not "Goo-dah" of you. Repent!

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                  When I check the dictionary, it says in the US it's pronounced goo-dah.

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                    According to the website (and Wikipedia) it's supposed to sound more like "How-da" with the "how" sounding like you're gearing up to spit on someone. And then other-non English speaking countries do pronounce the g very distinctly, but they still relatively follow the vowel pronunciation and sound like "Go-dah" as in "Go dad" (but if dad changed to dah)

                    Basically Americans are the only ones who say Gouda like "Goo-dah"

                    In the interest of not being bullied by my friends, I'm gonna continue to say it the American way because I don't wanna be bullied. My Filipino friends still make fun of how I said "Pancit" incorrectly ONE TIME.

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                    They say it that way because in the US that's how it's pronounced. The argument that it's pronounced differently in other countries, so the US way is wrong, is stupid. Even within a language/country, there are regional dialects.

                    I grew up in the US, but my dad was from England. There were lots of times I said a word the way I had always heard my dad say it, only to have people correct my mispronunciation. The one that pops into my head was capillaries (the little blood vessels). My dad always said ca-PILL-ah-rees, not CA-puh-lar-rees. Neither is wrong, it's just pronounced differently here and there.

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                      I figured it'd be america tbh. Not a single word there is pronounced correctly

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                      You're joking, right? Under what standard are words in American English pronounced incorrectly? I mean, let's just take this example:

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                        For me, this was Ganymede.

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                          Someone was telling me about Hermy-own in Harry Potter, and it took me a minute to realize it was Hermione.

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                          I knew a girl who was raised in a small town in the middle of nowhere, without TV or movies, but she read a lot. She had so many things like that. Yosemite rhymed with hose-mite.

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                            I speak spanish and one of the first cultural shocks I had was when I as a kid saw an episode of some sitcom (can't remember) and there where talks of a "spelling bee" a contest to see who could spell correctly, that was so alien to at the time because in spanish there are just a few words that are tricky, because they have some silent H or a P at the beginning but then I started to learn english and it all made sense.

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                            Just the fact that we can have a whole contest around the idea, and that there's still room for words contestants haven't seen before, illustrates just how insane English is.

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                            • U [email protected]

                              My buddy says "chasm" with a soft ch. We've tried to correct him. He doesn't hear us. He also pronounces "tome" like "tomb".

                              We play DnD together if anyone was wondering why these words would come up with any regularity.

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                              I've heard "chasm" pronounced as both "chaz-um" and "kaz-um"

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                                how did you say it? Amelly-or-ate?

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                                A-mealio-rate

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                                  What about words that everybody pronounces wrong, such as “nougat”? No, it’s not “new-git”, it’s “new-gah”. I even heard “nugget” from somebody not long ago.

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                                  Apparently "nihilism" is meant to be pronounced like "nee-hilism", but if you say it like that, nobody knows what the fuck you're trying to say.

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                                    Who the hell pronounced nougat as new-git?

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                                    Milky Way candy bar commercials in the US?

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                                      Milky Way candy bar commercials in the US?

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                                      Can we just disconnect the whole country from the internet? Too many weird things coming out of there /hj

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                                        Can we just disconnect the whole country from the internet? Too many weird things coming out of there /hj

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                                        Did you just offer me a handjob?

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                                          Did you just offer me a handjob?

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