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    When was the last time you cleaned it out?

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    Earlier this week it stopped going up and down, only side to side. Had to clean some crap off the x-axis wheel.

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      Earlier this week it stopped going up and down, only side to side. Had to clean some crap off the x-axis wheel.

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      Good stuff, was imagining a 30 year old mouse with 30 year old crud! 🤮

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        My keyboard still uses a PS/2 port via adapter. 1986 Model M, still clicky.

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        • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

          Bitch

          please.

          (Kidding, you’re not a bitch and this isn’t a contest. But if it was…)

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          I think the coleco vision had that.

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          • lillypip@lemmy.caL [email protected]

            Bitch

            please.

            (Kidding, you’re not a bitch and this isn’t a contest. But if it was…)

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            I still play my 2600.

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              I remember a time when they weren't colour coded...

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              • dan@upvote.auD [email protected]

                I'm from Australia and I don't think I ever saw a flat ribbon cable there. The RF cables in Australia mostly use Belling-Lee connectors (that you just push in) rather than F-type like in the USA (that you screw in), and that's been a standard since the 1920s, so I don't think there's anything that predates it in Australia.

                Australia does use F connectors for cable internet, but that's mostly a legacy network now.

                Edit: Apparently Australia did use them and I'm just not old enough lol

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                We had flat ribbon. We used that exact unit for the atari. You screwed them into the back.

                The typical ol' "garage" b&w tended to have them too, last tv i owned with one was this century

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                • deebster@infosec.pubD [email protected]

                  And having to pick your IRQ when installing anything into your machine, and the weird bugs that could happen if you mucked it up.

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                  I remember manually programming the cylinders and heads on a hdd into the bios. Kids these days got it easy

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                    Ps/2 ports predated the PlayStation 2 by years. Sony made naming confusing in this case.

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                    How can ports of a game predate the platform itself? That makes zero sense.

                    (/s)

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                    • S [email protected]

                      What is that Acorn? I don't remember the BBC having an "Acorn Bus Extension", and it looks too narrow to be a Master...

                      (nm, I found it online: Acorn Atom. I've never seen one in real life.)

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                      Yes, it was a nice little machine, the first computer I used at home. I shared it with some friends because our parents couldn't afford it unless we pooled our money. Each of us would have it for a week then take it to the next kid's house. In those days you had the option of buying it prebuilt or (cheaper) as a kit, and I still remember how excited I was when my dad and I came out of the electronics shop with a bag full of circuit boards, chips and keys that would magically become a computer when soldered together.

                      The Acorn story is really amazing: a tiny hobbyist company that got a break when the BBC commissioned the BBC micro from them, that went on to invent the ARM chips that are in billions of phones and other devices now.

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Those are just a combined port. You can use it for one or the other or use a splitter for both. The dual port was very popular on 90s laptops.

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                        was very popular on 90s

                        This feels like you just called my PC old...

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                          Please,

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                            I remember manually programming the cylinders and heads on a hdd into the bios. Kids these days got it easy

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                            And when the bits feel off the end and you had to wind them back on with a pencil.

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                              I'm fine., thanks.

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                                I tried to explain these ports to a salesperson at micro center, and they have me the dull cow stare.

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                                  An elegant port for a more civilized time

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    Remember when Star Wars Shadows of the Empire came out on PC and apparently, it's been awhile so maybe I'm not remembering correctly, but you needed a special card for your keyboard to play it?

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                                    no search results relevant to this.

                                    do you mean a card as in a pc hardware ISA / PCI device, or like a paper overlay card with reminders for button actions?

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                                      Except that wasn't a serial port, it was midi, and the reason it was on the sound card was because the input was analog.

                                      Your joystick was just two fancy potentiometers, and your soundcard decoded the voltage on the middle legs into a position.

                                      Soundcards handled joysticks because they had the fastest ADCs.

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                                      huh, i thought it was just because "owning a sound card" and "likely to play games" was the biggest overlap of the Venn circles.

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                                        That's a midi port

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                                        It's supposed to be, but it's really just a joystick port.

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                                          It's supposed to be, but it's really just a joystick port.

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                                          That's how most people used it, yeah. But it's meant to be a midi port which is why it's on sound cards.

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