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We will all be slaves

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  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

    Here's the slavery speed run:

    Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
    Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
    Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
    Step 4 - Profit.

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    But not its root causes

    Ohhh so close. It’s the thing John Oliver can’t say but gets a little closer to saying each night.

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    • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

      Here's the slavery speed run:

      Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
      Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
      Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
      Step 4 - Profit.

      theprogressivist@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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      They really want to turn the USA into the United Prison Systems of America.

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      • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

        Here's the slavery speed run:

        Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
        Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
        Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
        Step 4 - Profit.

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        #7

        this isn't a shitpost... I agree its insane but not a shitpost.

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          But not its root causes

          Ohhh so close. It’s the thing John Oliver can’t say but gets a little closer to saying each night.

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          Yeah, they will never address the root causes of homelessness. The homeless are used as boogeymen for the lower and middle class working plebs.

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            Padme: So the solution is a huge investment in public housing or state subsidised housing, right?
            Anakin: ...
            Padme: right?

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            I gochu fam:

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            • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

              Here's the slavery speed run:

              Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
              Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
              Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
              Step 4 - Profit.

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              Need to start handing out knives and 3d printed zip guns to the homeless so they can defend themselves from Trump’s gestapo.

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                this isn't a shitpost... I agree its insane but not a shitpost.

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                I bet tons of Trumpers would tell me I'm full of shit and stuff like that will never happen, fake news; so I guess it would be a shit post for them.

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                • theprogressivist@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  They really want to turn the USA into the United Prison Systems of America.

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                  We have the largest prison system in the world per capita four times over. You can thank senator Joe Biden for that. We’re already the United prison systems of America.

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                  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                    Here's the slavery speed run:

                    Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                    Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                    Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                    Step 4 - Profit.

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                    #13

                    humane treatment

                    Is that what we call el Salvadorian torture prisons now?

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                    • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                      Here's the slavery speed run:

                      Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                      Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                      Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                      Step 4 - Profit.

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                      #14

                      Also, why focus on preventing homelessness by, you know, making housing affordable when instead you can just lock them all up or better yet, kill them all? Don't tell me that this isn't a wet dream fantasy for most gop politicians

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                      • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                        I bet tons of Trumpers would tell me I'm full of shit and stuff like that will never happen, fake news; so I guess it would be a shit post for them.

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                        #15

                        fair enough.

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                        • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                          Here's the slavery speed run:

                          Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                          Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                          Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                          Step 4 - Profit.

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                          "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
                          (...)
                          "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
                          (...)
                          "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?"

                          Just a reminder this was the most heartless, most horrible man that could be imagined by a truly great author.

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                          • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                            Here's the slavery speed run:

                            Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                            Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                            Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                            Step 4 - Profit.

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                            Have a link? Don’t really feel like reading it exactly how it appeared on your phone.

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                              "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
                              (...)
                              "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
                              (...)
                              "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?"

                              Just a reminder this was the most heartless, most horrible man that could be imagined by a truly great author.

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                              He did also follow that up with:

                              Scrooge: "I help to support the establishments I have mentioned--they cost enough; and those who are
                              badly off must go there."

                              The gentleman: "Many can't go there; and many would rather die."

                              "If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."

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                              • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                Here's the slavery speed run:

                                Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                                Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                                Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                                Step 4 - Profit.

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                                The "root causes" do need to be tackled its just this identifies the wrong ones; the ones that need to be tackled are capitalism, landlordism and a profit driven economy.

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                                  Not all of us. A lot of us will just be dead.

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                                  Like me! I'm trans and disabled. I don't think I'll last past stage 2.

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                                  • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                    Here's the slavery speed run:

                                    Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                                    Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                                    Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                                    Step 4 - Profit.

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                                    Where did the opioid crisis come from? Who caused it?

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                                    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.chU [email protected]

                                      Have a link? Don’t really feel like reading it exactly how it appeared on your phone.

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                                      https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/07/ending-crime-and-disorder-on-americas-streets/

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                                        Like me! I'm trans and disabled. I don't think I'll last past stage 2.

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                                        L of the LGBT here. I am also scared. Also, BP but stable with meds.

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                                        • washedupcynic@lemmy.caW [email protected]

                                          Here's the slavery speed run:

                                          Step 1 - Mass layoffs + Tariffs lead to mass homelessness.
                                          Step 2 - Criminalize homelessness.
                                          Step 3 - Arrest/institutionalize the homeless in for profit prisons. Lend inmates to private corporations for forced labor.
                                          Step 4 - Profit.

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                                          wrote last edited by
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                                          Arm the homeless

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