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    Certainly less than a full 4.

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      That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

      3/10 for the artistic expression
      1/10 for the meal

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      • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

        Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

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        You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha

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          I'd give it a perfect 5/7

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            That's somehow worse

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              Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

              Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

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                1. I hate it, but it appears functional
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                  This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

                  8/10.

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                    Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

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                      Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

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                        I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

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                            Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

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                              I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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                              Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

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                                5 because it at least appears to do the job

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                                  I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

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                                    1. It's not a good spork.
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                                      I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

                                      8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

                                      Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

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                                        Looks pretty standard to me

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                                          I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

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