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  • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

    Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

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    If you really wanted to express that this goes both ways:

    In the post, it's "meanwhile, they're just some guy". Why not say "they're just some girl" instead on bashing on single mothers?

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    • H [email protected]

      Meh, I don't like big tits.

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      #146

      Same. Also she can have as much anime and games as she wants

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      • sparrowhawk@feddit.itS [email protected]

        "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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        Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else's big tiddy goth gf.

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          Meh, I don't like big tits.

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          #148

          I like them, but I usually like smaller ones better.

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          • sparrowhawk@feddit.itS [email protected]

            "Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

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            #149

            Be the girls you want to see in the world.

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            • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

              If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

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              I think the Venn diagram of guys who want a big tiddy girlfriend with a tiny waist who plays video games and is caring towards them overlaps not only with overweight and jobless but also fit and employed and everything in between. What you're referring to "don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women [owe] him to be perfect" is borderline abusive. You are insulting other overweight and jobless folk with your generalization.

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                Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

                Signed: just some (autistic) guy

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                  I can't easily find new clothes or shoes as they are not big enough. I can fing but like never what I'd like. Thrift stores? Just forget it. So jeans & t-shirt it is. 6'6 95kilo, maybe where you live there is an abundance of clothes fitting me but here it sure isn't.

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                  I’m in Canada. We’re basically the same height but you wear, what, an XL? And I got size 16 feet, so while I understand the struggle I also know that I can definitely get shoes that work(Steve Madden makes shoes that don’t look at all weird when sized up).

                  If you’re in Europe I’d be amazed if the Germans or Scandanavians haven’t addressed this issue. If you’re in East Asia well that’s gunna be interesting for sure, and if you’re in Africa I really just don’t have enough info to be of any use.

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                    Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago

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                    #153

                    Don't, just look at other countries.
                    Latinas are best in my opinion, energy for the soul.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree... Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.

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                      I bet you have something to say about “reverse racism,” too

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                        I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

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                        #155

                        I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity

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                          I bet you have something to say about “reverse racism,” too

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                          No such thing as reverse racism. There is only racism. Let me guess, you think you cant be racist towards white people, right? Thats where you wanted to take this little detour, right? Here, let me make it easy for you. Yes, I believe that hating anyone because of the colour of their skin is wrong. Regardless of who is the victim of it. If you say "Sally is a lesser human being than Tommy because shes got (insert skin colour of your choice)", then you are a racist. No ifs, no ands, no buts. Youre trash.

                          So go on, tell all the folks at home how OK you are with racism, as long as its towards the right fucking people... Or, are you one of those really simple fuckers who thinks racism and systemic racism is the same thing? lol.

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                          • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                            ...ah.

                            is kasane teto around?

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                            #157

                            hiiiii I disavow the Israeli fortnite girl

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                            • K [email protected]

                              That is actually the case, yes.

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                              #158

                              yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.

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                              • missjinx@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

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                                Not a fan of the body shaming

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                                  No such thing as reverse racism. There is only racism. Let me guess, you think you cant be racist towards white people, right? Thats where you wanted to take this little detour, right? Here, let me make it easy for you. Yes, I believe that hating anyone because of the colour of their skin is wrong. Regardless of who is the victim of it. If you say "Sally is a lesser human being than Tommy because shes got (insert skin colour of your choice)", then you are a racist. No ifs, no ands, no buts. Youre trash.

                                  So go on, tell all the folks at home how OK you are with racism, as long as its towards the right fucking people... Or, are you one of those really simple fuckers who thinks racism and systemic racism is the same thing? lol.

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                                  You sound white.

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                                    You sound white.

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                                    I dont "sound" like anything to you, dopey.

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                                      I’m in Canada. We’re basically the same height but you wear, what, an XL? And I got size 16 feet, so while I understand the struggle I also know that I can definitely get shoes that work(Steve Madden makes shoes that don’t look at all weird when sized up).

                                      If you’re in Europe I’d be amazed if the Germans or Scandanavians haven’t addressed this issue. If you’re in East Asia well that’s gunna be interesting for sure, and if you’re in Africa I really just don’t have enough info to be of any use.

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                                      #162

                                      I'm Swedish, and the authorised height stops at 1m92 (I jest, but that's basically how it works, everything must be 'lagom'). I live in France so that doesn't help of course, but when I go home, I don't get lucky either.

                                      My jeans size is like 34x36 BTW 😁 Or is it 36x34 ...

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                                        I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity

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                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Steele

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                                        • Z [email protected]

                                          Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

                                          Signed: just some (autistic) guy

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                                          So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes
                                          2. watches anime

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