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    7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.

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      Speaking Khitan would actually be really cool for my field

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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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        My thought exactly. You know immediately if it's empty

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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          Built a greenhouse with a gravel foundation this summer. Doesn't matter if I have to move it. Free gravel is useful.

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          • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

            Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.

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            Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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            • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

              If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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              If abusable the look 10 hours younger one could be sick to go along with this.

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                Still a free product. Normally gravel traders have to purchase the gravel, move it and sell it. Now you just have to move and sell it. Massive profits. Transport fees are for the customer too, so basically free as well.

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                And you'd be able to undercut any competition and corner the market.

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                  Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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                    Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

                    Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

                    Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

                    Gravel.

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                    I don't want to deal with people tho

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                    • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

                      If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                      It does if trying to go through an 8” thick wall.

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                        You guys are sleeping on 1.

                        The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

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                          My thought exactly. You know immediately if it's empty

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                          That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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                            1. The second nose, but can I decide where?
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                            • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                              Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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                              are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

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                                Yes, but you have to use it as a suppository

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                                  are clothes considered containers? asking for a friend

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                                  Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

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                                    Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

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                                    you mean are for my friend to see inside. oh. oh.

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                                      You guys are sleeping on 1.

                                      The secrets of the oysters could be yours.

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                                      Yes, but I love oysters.

                                      Hearing them scream as I scarf a dozen of them? Not opposed, but seems like that's going to ruin the meal.

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                                        #7 Can instantly see inside any empty container

                                        Everyone that watches Love Island and won't shut up about it are now transparent

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                                        Buddhist monk mediating: I am but an empty vessel.

                                        You: Bro, you had rice for lunch.

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                                          Free gravel is so busted compared to the rest. Gravel's one of those things that you don't need often, but someone in any town on any given day will need some.

                                          You could undercut every single other gravel business. Even if the competition lowers their prices dramatically, they can't go lower than their costs. Meanwhile, you have absolutely no costs on material. Gravel monopoly.

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