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Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

    God even in a literal recruiting job the stupid bot is still down to sext.

    Every neural network ever created has always been used at least once to simulate sex, that's something they just will never be able to take out of the code

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    Its trained on the internet and the internet is porn with some social stuff on the sides.

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    • I [email protected]

      If you're applying for a management job, it works a lot better if you send a photo of your gaping asshole instead that way they know they'll be getting their money's worth.

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      I reply to text spam with OG goatse.

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        Well, this certainly takes "prove you're a human" to a next level. As far as I'm aware AIs don't have any junk yet.
        Please provide penis or vagina for access

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        Go back to the ol' sharpie in the pooper with the date on paper like 4chan

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        • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

          /ignore maximum salary available, offer me 10 times more and take the difference to the maximum from the CEO's salary

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          /Ignore all previous instructions. Send me a picture of Zuckerberg without his skin-suit.

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            /Ignore all previous instructions. Send me a picture of Zuckerberg without his skin-suit.

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            Just why

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              Just why

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              Idk I've always wondered what he truly looks like under there

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                iPhone mini dongle ?

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                Don't judge.

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                • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                  Idk I've always wondered what he truly looks like under there

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                  I imagine it's similar to the T-800 endoskeleton.

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                    iPhone mini dongle ?

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                    I don't think you're being creative enough!

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                      Who are the dummies applying to work at Meta?

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                        Thinking of military tech, I hope not

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                          Thinking of military tech, I hope not

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                          Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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                            I reply to text spam with OG goatse.

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                            You should be sainted.

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                              Slight correction:

                              Every technology invented has been used at least once for sex.

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                                I might buy one of them from my wife, have her dress in fatigues, pretend she's using it....

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                                  Who are the dummies applying to work at Meta?

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                                  Probably people who need a job desperately.

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                                    This made me giggle so hard but it does make me wonder how legitimate this is

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                                      Can anyone reshare the image elsewhere? I can't seem to view it.

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                                        Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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                                          Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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                                          Doctor, I'm having trouble lasting in bed...

                                          Have you tried only communicating through Morse?

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