RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets
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Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.
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You have to check for the onion now.
In the before before time we didn't have empty ball sacks in charge of aspirin. Even less the FDA.
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Ya gotta be careful in today’s world. I half read the title and assumed it was real. Almost ate the onion on this one
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IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.
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IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.
I think that's the plan, lol
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Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.
Glad I wasn't the only one.
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Bing!-wait, satire? Dammit I was gonna win
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Since the ivermectin didn't kill him, can we push the narrative that injecting a gram of botox will make him live a lot longer?
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...wish a motherfucker would.
