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  • C [email protected]

    If it was man pages then they were likely scripting not coding. 🤷‍♀️

    Edit: Obligatory "Actchuuuallllyyy*"

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    “Actually”… man pages also include information about the standard Unix C functions.

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      Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

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      (For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

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      • C [email protected]

        25 years ago I was writing code in a paper notebook, sometimes while riding the bus. The only computer access was at college and it was easier to work through the code on paper and then quickly transcribe it once I got on campus.

        Yeah, things are a bit more complicated now, but in other ways they are sooooo much easier. The fact that people are using chatGPT to 'program' is just crazy from my perspective.

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        I had CS exams that were coding only that i had to do on paper. For multiple classes. There is no debugging on paper.

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          Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

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          Someone cropped the last line? What a sociopatl

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          • Z [email protected]

            I think he means HyperTerminal. It was the predecessor to Putty basically for serial connections.

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            No, he meant what he wrote: hyprland

            Edit: https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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            • C [email protected]

              Vim ftw!

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              #93

              nah, neovim

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                I use:

                • DuckDuckGo
                • Neovim
                • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                • Arch NixOS btw

                I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                Am I also a psychopath?

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                • D [email protected]

                  Vimproved

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                  Neovimproved

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                    It's vi... but improved!

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                    Vim but improved is better, aka Neovim

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                    • W [email protected]

                      I can’t live without vim.

                      Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

                      Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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                      and there is also Visual Studio which is a separate thing aswell

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                      • supervisor194@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        vi crew represent

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                        ed is the standard editor 😉

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                        • A [email protected]

                          I use:

                          • DuckDuckGo
                          • Neovim
                          • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                          • Arch NixOS btw

                          I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                          Am I also a psychopath?

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                          You sound more like a Rage Tuned File Monster, or rtfm for short

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                            It cut off the h.

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                            Props for living up to your username

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                              That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

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                              • A [email protected]

                                I use:

                                • DuckDuckGo
                                • Neovim
                                • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                                • Arch NixOS btw

                                I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                                Am I also a psychopath?

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                                Oh god no, ideapads. My dad has one and the metal parts hardly fit together after a year, the key travel is 1mm and the touchpad is practically useless.

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                                  I use:

                                  • DuckDuckGo
                                  • Neovim
                                  • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                                  • Arch NixOS btw

                                  I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                                  Am I also a psychopath?

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                                  #103

                                  Definitely. I am calling the vibe police right now 🚓

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                                  • doxxx@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                                    “Actually”… man pages also include information about the standard Unix C functions.

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                                    Knew someone was going to correct me some how. Love it!
                                    Learn something new every day.

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                                      I still use emacs

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        No, he meant what he wrote: hyprland

                                        Edit: https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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                                        #106

                                        correct, you and droppedpacket beat me to it

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          What's that / mean?

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                                          quite ironically, they are using syntax, specifically / , to indicate a specific kind of meaning afterward.

                                          /sarcasm

                                          /s

                                          /joking

                                          /j

                                          I've seen all these used to more explicitly indicate that the previous statement was sarcastic, or a joke, due to irony being largely dead, but also to help with people may not natively read/speak/write english.

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