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Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt

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  • toribor@corndog.socialT [email protected]

    So... how long before the federal government buys up a couple million of these things...?

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    MMW Police and the Feds in US gonna be required to only have Cybertrucks in the (dystopian) future. Welcome to Night City 2077.

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      All they had to do was build a solid, reliable truck, and not be fascist. Instead they build a poorly glued together piece of shit and sieg heil. I fucking hate this timeline.

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      And SpaceX had such good publicity, also notably one aesthetically the very opposite of sieg heil.

      I mean, aesthetics of Tesla advertising and design and everything were pretty different from SpaceX from the very beginning. I wonder how could Musk be the founder of both. Maybe they'll find traces of a brain worm in him too. Can't be solely ketamine.

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      • toribor@corndog.socialT [email protected]

        So... how long before the federal government buys up a couple million of these things...?

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        Time for the US military to replace all their humvees?

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          And SpaceX had such good publicity, also notably one aesthetically the very opposite of sieg heil.

          I mean, aesthetics of Tesla advertising and design and everything were pretty different from SpaceX from the very beginning. I wonder how could Musk be the founder of both. Maybe they'll find traces of a brain worm in him too. Can't be solely ketamine.

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          I wonder how could Musk be the founder of both

          he's not a Tesla founder, he only bought it

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            Time for the US military to replace all their humvees?

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            Those things are rolling IEDs. I can't even begin to imagine how that would play out.

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              And SpaceX had such good publicity, also notably one aesthetically the very opposite of sieg heil.

              I mean, aesthetics of Tesla advertising and design and everything were pretty different from SpaceX from the very beginning. I wonder how could Musk be the founder of both. Maybe they'll find traces of a brain worm in him too. Can't be solely ketamine.

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              Does it though? I have had a real hard time giving a shit about space fir a while now goven Musk's musk is tainting it.

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                I think the answer is some kind of cynical optimism. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. You never know, they might all die tomorrow in a plane crash or something.

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                I was cyncically optimistic 8 years ago.

                My optimism has been completely drained. I don't care anymore.

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                  Good News: Now the nazi who owns the company can, via his role in the nazi government which he bought, can bail himself out.

                  🙃

                  (fuck this timeline)

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                  Elon doesn't own Tesla.. Where did you get that from? He has 19% of their shares and is the CEO, nothing more.

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                    And SpaceX had such good publicity, also notably one aesthetically the very opposite of sieg heil.

                    I mean, aesthetics of Tesla advertising and design and everything were pretty different from SpaceX from the very beginning. I wonder how could Musk be the founder of both. Maybe they'll find traces of a brain worm in him too. Can't be solely ketamine.

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                    He has never founded or invented anything. Every business he owns, he bought from others. In some cases he forced them to refrain from claiming to be founders at all. He's pathetic scum.

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                      Yes, if you're too young to remember what a forum is, i guess you can call it social media

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                      Forums are social media

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                        Cybercuck.

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                          Is that "all stops", as in they will get rid of that guy who very definitely did a Nazi salute?

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                          Seriously, why the fuck is he still CEO of that company? He's actively undermining them in every way on a global scale. Tesla shareholders are idiots...

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                            Time for the US military to replace all their humvees?

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                            They just started rolling new postal trucks off the line so now seems like a good time to cancel that contract and sign a new one to replace them with Cyber trucks.

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                              Does it though? I have had a real hard time giving a shit about space fir a while now goven Musk's musk is tainting it.

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                              I mean it pretty clearly stated to look more like an escape plan than exploration around when Bezos had his penis rocket

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                                VW cars are built by Uyghurs, which, last I checked, are a surpassed minority in China, that has to work under slave-like conditions.

                                But I guess most cars are produced like this.

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                                Nobody builds cars under slave like conditions. It’s just not possible. Modern car factories are highly automated plants that require skilled operators. In the case of the VW Xinjiang, that was QC inspectors. There’s no way a hole in the wall car factory using outdated labor practices can come close to competing against modern production.

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                                  Anonymous social media like this is not what people think of when someone says "social media".

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                                  Pseudonymous, not anonymous. It's a little difference, but one that can determine whether you land behind bars/dead/doxxed.

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                                    All DEI fault for this failure

                                    /s (if it wasn’t obvious 🙂)

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                                      It has a bold futuristic exterior design and looks.

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                                      It looks like something out of an 80s car video game.

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                                        It has a bold futuristic exterior design and looks.

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                                        Well yeah i guess. Taste is subjective

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                                          MMW Police and the Feds in US gonna be required to only have Cybertrucks in the (dystopian) future. Welcome to Night City 2077.

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                                          It's pretty funny because they kinda look like straight out of judge dredd. The shitty one.

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