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Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

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  • unabart@sh.itjust.worksU [email protected]

    This guy is absolutely desperate for a friend who might be able to help him politically. Anyone to get him on tv. He’s like a scab that prople keep picking. Loathesome human.

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    “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

    ~South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham

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      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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      #47

      I would tell this asshat to go back to Alberta, where he was born, but I would not wish such harm on Canadians.

      So instead, I will link a now somewhat out of date, but otherwise fairly comphrensive youtube video explaining how shitty this guy is.

      Renegade Cut - Nobody Likes Ted Cruz

      He is a slimy worm who believes in nothing, but just appoints himself the mouthpiece of the whatever the crazy republican flavor of this particular election season is.

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      • V [email protected]

        cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

        “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

        Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

        Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

        Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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        #48

        Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven't forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.

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          I would tell this asshat to go back to Alberta, where he was born, but I would not wish such harm on Canadians.

          So instead, I will link a now somewhat out of date, but otherwise fairly comphrensive youtube video explaining how shitty this guy is.

          Renegade Cut - Nobody Likes Ted Cruz

          He is a slimy worm who believes in nothing, but just appoints himself the mouthpiece of the whatever the crazy republican flavor of this particular election season is.

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          Funnily enough alberta is considered the redneck of canada, I doubt he would feel out of place there

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          • V [email protected]

            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

            “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

            Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

            Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

            Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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            I don’t believe in killing billionaires. We can easily afford to build an oubliette with the recovered wage theft.

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            • V [email protected]

              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

              “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

              Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

              Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

              Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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              Oh suck it up you soft cock Nazi wannabe, can't have this ketamine addled fuckwit harping on about empathy being a weakness and at the same time ask people to be polite to him for being a shitstain on humanity

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              • D [email protected]

                Musk cos played as a politician so he could lift sanctions and policies in the way of his companies. Now that he's done that he'll go back forcing himself on his secretaries

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                But think of all the food he's doing? He'll probably buy them a horse first.

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                • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                  don't throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It's the only environmentally friendly thing to do.

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                  The environmental cost of improperly disposing of billionaires is far-and-away offset by the very lack of the billionaire.
                  I think we can eat that cost and enjoy the benefits.

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                    The environmental cost of improperly disposing of billionaires is far-and-away offset by the very lack of the billionaire.
                    I think we can eat that cost and enjoy the benefits.

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                    While perhaps inconsequential to the benefit accrued by removing the billionaire…

                    Disposal methods aren’t weighted against that, they’ve already been removed. So we’re selecting between various disposal methods, and really, we have no reason to not be green about it.

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                    • V [email protected]

                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                      Is this the snowflake I have been hearing so much about? Why does he look like he is about to cry?

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                      • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                        Better?

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                        I can't say "yes" because I refuse to give Ted Cruz positive reinforcement.

                        But it's appropriate.

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                        • V [email protected]

                          cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                          “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                          Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                          Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                          Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                          Pretty pretty please be nice to poor little billionaire, PLEASE!

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                          • V [email protected]

                            cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                            “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                            Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                            Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                            Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                            • V [email protected]

                              cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                              “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                              Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                              Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                              Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                              #59

                              He thinks we should be nice to Elon but he has no problem with people like Trump calling his wife ugly.

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                              • V [email protected]

                                cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                elon musk is a nazi, so naturally ted cruz lives to kiss his ass.

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                  “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                  Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                  Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                  Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                  • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                    While perhaps inconsequential to the benefit accrued by removing the billionaire…

                                    Disposal methods aren’t weighted against that, they’ve already been removed. So we’re selecting between various disposal methods, and really, we have no reason to not be green about it.

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                                    Yes, i just thought we were speaking in the context of a certain submersible.

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                                      cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30444456

                                      “I think the American people ought to be saying to Elon, ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you!’” the Texas Senator said on Fox News.

                                      Ted Cruz used a Fox News interview to act as a human shield for Elon Musk, demanding Americans get down and kiss the billionaire’s feet for his DOGE work.

                                      Musk has called time on his stint at the Trump administration, with his 130-day “special government employee” status elapsing on May 30. His time at Trump’s side was tumultuous, with Tesla caught up in the pushback against his cost-cutting DOGE.

                                      Cruz appears shocked by the backlash, telling Fox News’s Sean Hannity on Wednesday evening that Americans should be expressing deep gratitude to Musk and chanting “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

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                                      Wow, Cruz must really loathe him.

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                                      • fartswithanaccent@fedia.ioF [email protected]

                                        That sure doesn't sound American. What is that, French?

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                                        Rafael is a name of Hebrew origin.

                                        Cruz is a Spanish name.

                                        Ted is the name of a serial killer.

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                                        • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                          don't throw our trash into the ocean! Compost. then eat the veggies. It's the only environmentally friendly thing to do.

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                                          When a billionaire reaches the seafloor it's referred to as a billionairefall and it's actually an important aquatic ecosystem. A single billionaire can feed dozens of different species including fish, crabs and some marine worms that only feed on vile billionaire carcasses.

                                          Unfortunately these species are struggling right now because we aren't throwing enough billionaires into the ocean. So please, do it for the worms.

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