Programmers, is this accurate
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But is it accurate in spirit?
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Keith has some issues, but he will still get the job done.
Keith will work his ass of if you show him some love, because he's not used to that
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This is how Keith looks in the hands of Python "programmers". While being cared by normal specialists, Keith looks gorgeous and healthy. And can do super cool tricks too.
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But is it accurate in spirit?
No, it's a cyborg that has a fully human body with increasingly modern Robots growing out of his head like a AI generated matrioshka doll.
Lower robots have lost some vestigial body parts.
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Kieth is still preferable to some of the other mascots out there. Looking at you Sudo Sandwich -
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C++ gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you did not know rope could do that you should have read the manual.
It's like a chainsaw with all the bells and whistles but all the safety features removed. Sure you can chop wood with it really fast and probably stone too if you #include diamondteeth library, you can even hammer in nails if you #include hammer. But you are alone responsible for your safety and it's probably not the best tool for any given job.
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Kieth is still preferable to some of the other mascots out there. Looking at you Sudo Sandwich -
will definetly haunt me in my nightmares to come
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C++ gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you did not know rope could do that you should have read the manual.
It's like a chainsaw with all the bells and whistles but all the safety features removed. Sure you can chop wood with it really fast and probably stone too if you #include diamondteeth library, you can even hammer in nails if you #include hammer. But you are alone responsible for your safety and it's probably not the best tool for any given job.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off
Byarne Stroustrup (original creator of c++)
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Meanwhile, it is a little-known fact that the GNU logo is Richard Stallman’s fursona.
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will definetly haunt me in my nightmares to come
This will be repooorted.
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Meanwhile, it is a little-known fact that the GNU logo is Richard Stallman’s fursona.
Thanks, I hate it.
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But is it accurate in spirit?
Also no.
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Stallman didn't draw it but I would argue in the absence of any other mascot the fact that some people have eaten the onion and believe it sort of does make it the de facto C++ mascot...
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C++ gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you did not know rope could do that you should have read the manual.
It's like a chainsaw with all the bells and whistles but all the safety features removed. Sure you can chop wood with it really fast and probably stone too if you #include diamondteeth library, you can even hammer in nails if you #include hammer. But you are alone responsible for your safety and it's probably not the best tool for any given job.
No programming language in the world can keep you from shooting yourself in the foot.
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Kieth is still preferable to some of the other mascots out there. Looking at you Sudo Sandwich -
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No programming language in the world can keep you from shooting yourself in the foot.
No chainsaw in the world can prevent you from chopping your leg off. Modern ones have a kickback bar, safety throttle, chain catcher, centrifugal clutch etc making it harder.
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This is how Keith looks in the hands of Python "programmers". While being cared by normal specialists, Keith looks gorgeous and healthy. And can do super cool tricks too.
Python programmers also pump Keith full of tranquillisers and you have to indent his legs one at a time to let him walk.
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C++ gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you did not know rope could do that you should have read the manual.
It's like a chainsaw with all the bells and whistles but all the safety features removed. Sure you can chop wood with it really fast and probably stone too if you #include diamondteeth library, you can even hammer in nails if you #include hammer. But you are alone responsible for your safety and it's probably not the best tool for any given job.
The bells and whistles would need to be pretty loud to be heard over the regular chainsaw operation noises
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If Brian Lunduke says it's false, it must be true.
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C++ gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you did not know rope could do that you should have read the manual.
It's like a chainsaw with all the bells and whistles but all the safety features removed. Sure you can chop wood with it really fast and probably stone too if you #include diamondteeth library, you can even hammer in nails if you #include hammer. But you are alone responsible for your safety and it's probably not the best tool for any given job.
You should also really be using the latest chainsaw model with new safety features, but your workplace swears by the gas guzzling piece of shit from 1996
