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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 💻🔪

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    It's an or not an xor

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      It's an or not an xor

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      I don't know, Reiser is not a serial...

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        I don't know, Reiser is not a serial...

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        He also didn't invent a programming language.
        For a file system you only get one murder.

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          I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪

          https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

          Fun game.

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            5 out of 10 😭

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              I scored 9 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
              https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

              The more unkempt and dishevelled they look, the more likely they are to be a language inventor.

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                I think there's a personality anti-correlation that keeps this mostly exclusive.

                Serial killers tend to be more outgoing and active (to a troubling degree), whereas coders who create their own languages tend to be indoors types who don't mind sitting in one place for long periods.

                I mean there are plenty of psychologies that could make for someone who does both, but it would seem to reduce the odds a lot.

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                  I scored 4 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                  https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

                  I almost got 2 out of 10 if it wasn't for the COBOL and PYTHON devs

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                    I think there's a personality anti-correlation that keeps this mostly exclusive.

                    Serial killers tend to be more outgoing and active (to a troubling degree), whereas coders who create their own languages tend to be indoors types who don't mind sitting in one place for long periods.

                    I mean there are plenty of psychologies that could make for someone who does both, but it would seem to reduce the odds a lot.

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                    Yeah, I guess a competent programmer would rather go for paralllel killing.

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                      I scored 7 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪 https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

                      Not bad.

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                        I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                        https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

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                          8 / 10.

                          But it wasn't fair. I actually met Guido at a PyCon conference.

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                            I scored 8/10, but I should get a pass for guessing the inventor of python is a serial killer.

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                              I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪
                              https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

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