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Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.
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A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.
This entire post + thread is cursed
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Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
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You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it
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only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
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Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
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"SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"
whimpers
"Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."
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One armed people can't consent.
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Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
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A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.
Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.
Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an "official" 90s event Mew though!
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Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
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Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.
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All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)
Once for each hand, obviously
