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  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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    Noooo only Berliners say it like that, and as a northern light it enrages me as I have to convert it to a more sensical time format.

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      7:15 is a quarter till half past 7:00.

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      • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

        Noooo only Berliners say it like that, and as a northern light it enrages me as I have to convert it to a more sensical time format.

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        It’s a thing in Bavaria as well. I’m trying to erase it from my vocabulary because I hate it too.

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          7:15 is a quarter till half past 7:00.

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          7:52 is half past a quarter to 8

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          • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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            Hungary has the same system. Or "half five" actually being 16:30. It's been hella fun getting used to "half five" meaning 17:30. Constant confusion.

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              The AI could at least draw the watch correcting to the "joke"

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                Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                  To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                  https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                  At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                  ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                    Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                    Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                    Yep, you wooshed the joke. Hint: ¾=75%

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                    • konalt@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                      To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                      https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                      At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                      ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                      Happy cake day!

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                      • thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                        Happy cake day!

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                        Didn't even notice!

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                        • konalt@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          Didn't even notice!

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                          Well, now you know!

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                            Ah, good ole decimal time.

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                            • thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                              Yep, you wooshed the joke. Hint: ¾=75%

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                              Well yes duh 75% is ¾ that much I got. So I guess the joke is AI wouldn't, because it hasn't learned to tell time, just as it's not sure about fingers...

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                                Didn't even notice!

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                                You have 3 wishes, as indicated by the candle.

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                                  Wtf is 7:75? That would be 8:15. Quarter to eight is 7:45.

                                  Or am I just super old and whooshing on the joke? Maybe it's an AI equivalent of eight fingers or two left hands?

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                                  You brought rationality to an irrational topic. How dare you

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                                  • konalt@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                    To all the people saying it's "AI slop", it's not. This image is on a blog from 2014.

                                    https://the-watchman-of-god.blogspot.com/2014/05/what-is-meaning-of-alice-in-wonderland.html

                                    At least run it through a reverse image search before making any accusations.

                                    ETA: Higher resolution image from 2016 here

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                                    They don’t look the same and it doesnt look like differences that can be explained by photoshop.

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                                    • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                      In Germany we say "dreiviertel acht" or "three quarter eight". This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

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                                      In Dutch you get fun stuff like 16.35 being vijf over half vijf, being 5 past half five. I'm sure German is similar in that regard.

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                                        Still better than quarter of.

                                        What time is a "Quarter of 10"?

                                        I could see it as 10:15, 9:45, 9:15, or 2:30. It's stupid, and anybody who uses it is wrong.

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                                          Still better than quarter of.

                                          What time is a "Quarter of 10"?

                                          I could see it as 10:15, 9:45, 9:15, or 2:30. It's stupid, and anybody who uses it is wrong.

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                                          A quarter of 10 would be 7:50.

                                          (10-25%)

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