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    When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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    I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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      I appreciate you

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      You can appreciate them, but know in 10 mins when it starts up again they tried.

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      • G [email protected]

        I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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        *Bouncing intensifies*

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          No science but do you do regular sport?

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          Don't and never have done regular sport and I'm pretty bad for it. I think it's just restlessness or helping blood flow.

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            When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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            The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

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              I am really, really sorry. That really bothers me when people do it, but I know it helps them. I try to tolerate it if I'm not having an awful sensory day, but sometimes it's like the noisy lightbulb and I just can't take it.

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              For me, leg bouncing isn't 'helping' anything so much as my leg just does that and to stop it takes constant effort. The moment I get distracted it goes back to bouncing.

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                The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

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                Fool me once, devil. I'm not torsioning these testicles

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                  I'm both like you and a fidgeter myself. It sucks. I do try to fidget subtlely- I like rubbing my fingernails with the thumb of the same hand.

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                  I just put my piano fingers in my pockets while I'm walking around. I think it looks sophisticated.

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                    I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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                    Care to share what the weirdest one was, because that was weird as hell.

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                      When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                      I've legit just started:

                      "Can you stop shaking your leg?"

                      "No."

                      "Excuse me?"

                      "I'm literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can't stop. Sorry."

                      I'm not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

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                        I had a biology teacher in middle school who said boys/men bouncing their leg are masturbating their prostate. She would also slander boys/men in any way she could during every class. Getting good grades as a boy in her class was impossible. Not my weirdest teacher but still memorable.

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                        She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

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                          It's a symptom of PaD you might be subconsciously maintaining blood flow with the leg shaky shakes.

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                          Phallic Assured Destruction?

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                            When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                            One of my best friends in the world bounces his leg often. He's a bigger guy and it can definitely get annoying. I try to just let it go unless we're sitting at a table and he's shaking it too, then I will gently reach over and touch his knee to let him know. He immediately apologizes and stops, and I feel bad for having to say something, but I draw the line at shaking the table lol. If he's sitting across the room from me he can bounce to his heart's content.

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                              When you have sensory problems and there’s a leg bouncer won’t/can’t stop it’s like they are trying to kill you with vibrations in your chair the floor the air your brain

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                              Non-native here. For a good half a minute I couldn't wrap my head around legs having to do anything with "door guards".

                              One of my kind colleagues asked another - "What are you sewing?". It was both unoffensive and funny enough to get them to stop.

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                                One of my best friends in the world bounces his leg often. He's a bigger guy and it can definitely get annoying. I try to just let it go unless we're sitting at a table and he's shaking it too, then I will gently reach over and touch his knee to let him know. He immediately apologizes and stops, and I feel bad for having to say something, but I draw the line at shaking the table lol. If he's sitting across the room from me he can bounce to his heart's content.

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                                You shouldn't feel bad for making a reasonable request considering the compromise of letting him do it most of the time without saying a word.

                                Is it ideal for him? No. Is it ideal for you? Also no.

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                                  I've legit just started:

                                  "Can you stop shaking your leg?"

                                  "No."

                                  "Excuse me?"

                                  "I'm literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can't stop. Sorry."

                                  I'm not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

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                                  "Not easier than you can cope with it. No."

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