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    My retirement plan is to die fighting in the revolution against the US government and the oligarchs. I have no expectation of surviving, but I will stand and fight regardless.

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      I already gave up that hope.

      I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.

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        Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.

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        Saw a co-worker eating avocado toast. I asked him...."is that avocado toast?"

        Yes said yes.

        I said, "You're the man!"

        His face was so comical. Like he was offended and thought I was being sarcastic. I personally love avocados. They are great with breakfast and with eggs.

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          I already gave up that hope.

          I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.

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          If push comes to shove I'd rather use an exit bag than a shotgun. 😅

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            Owning a home guarantees nothing in terms of retirement. Best case scenario you sell with a decent profit, then it's still going to the hospital or old folks home instead of your heirs.

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              If push comes to shove I'd rather use an exit bag than a shotgun. 😅

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              It is somewhat difficult to source N2 that hasn't been adulterated as a consumer now. They do the same thing with He2. I'm with shotgun sammich dude. My retirement plan definitely involves my mouth watering for bullets.

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                Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.

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                I guess that saying I hear from boomers is true, "Weak men make hard times." They never seem to realize they are the weak men in charge that are making the hard times.

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                  I guess that saying I hear from boomers is true, "Weak men make hard times." They never seem to realize they are the weak men in charge that are making the hard times.

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                  Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.

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                    It is somewhat difficult to source N2 that hasn't been adulterated as a consumer now. They do the same thing with He2. I'm with shotgun sammich dude. My retirement plan definitely involves my mouth watering for bullets.

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                    Im more partial to the Beretta blow job, but to each his own

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                      My retirement plan is to die fighting in the revolution against the US government and the oligarchs. I have no expectation of surviving, but I will stand and fight regardless.

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                      Surviving would be awkward as hell and im already absurdly broken, kiiiiinda hoping to not.

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                        I already gave up that hope.

                        I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.

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                        Ownership is fake-ass shit anyway.

                        It can and will be revoked if you dont stand with the people who track it.

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                          Surviving would be awkward as hell and im already absurdly broken, kiiiiinda hoping to not.

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                          I have plans for if I survive, but I doubt I will. I live by the motto "Expect the worst but hope for the best."

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