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    The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn't have it.

    They're not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as "American level".

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      Hydrox > Oreos

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        If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

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          I kinda agree but probably for opposite reasons. There's no sliced bread OR butter so it can't be a sandwich. And I'm fairly sure there's no actual chocolate in there. Oreos are definitely biscuits tho.

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            All the brits in here don't even understand, it's not about the brand name you ninnys, they're chocolate sandwich cookies.

            FIX BAYONETS!

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              All the brits in here don't even understand, it's not about the brand name you ninnys, they're chocolate sandwich cookies.

              FIX BAYONETS!

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              How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

              I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

              The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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                They're called "chocolate sandwich biscuits" in the UK? Huh, I always call them "overrated".

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                  How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

                  I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

                  The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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                  That's just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don't read too much into it.

                  Or do idc lol but that's why.

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                    The US sees an item not referred to by a corporate brand name, and wouldn't have it.

                    They're not alone in it, but their suseptiblity to macro-marketing can only be described as "American level".

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                    The brand name is far from the point here but why bother when “grumble grumble America bad” is an option.

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                      Brit here. Not once have I heard anyone refer to Oreos this way

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                        How is it a chocolate sandwich though?

                        I have a ham sandwich, or I have a salami sandwich. I don’t have a “bread sandwich.”

                        The shit in the middle isn’t chocolate right?

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                        It's a chocolate-flavored sandwich-cookie, not a cookie version of a chocolate sandwich.

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                          Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                            Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                            Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

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                              Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                              Never thought I'd be on the side of the redcoats, but alas you make a good point.

                              I understand now why so many traitorous Scots put on the coat.

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                                Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                                If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                                  If memory serves, the original oreo, which had some shit futuristic name that makes it sound like a cleaning product or something, are older than bourbons, but bourbons are older than oreos.

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                                  Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                                    Oreos are just shite bourbons

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                                    Bourbons were just copying the already successful Hydrox cookies. Hydrox is superior to both Bourbons and Oreo, because they have always been vegan

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                                      If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn't be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

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                                      And none of that Sleepytime crap either! Doesn't work. My mother used to give me a cup before bed constantly in an attempt to get me to sleep more than 4 hours a day.

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                                        Hydrox. They're still around, and have always been kosher. vegan.

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                                        Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                                          Yeah, bourbons and oreos are both vegan. I can't speak for whether or not a rabbi was present for their slaughter, or whatever.

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                                          Oh gotcha, clearly I conflated what dietary requirements they met.

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