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    This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

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      Watching him debate those atheists was painful. His debating technique is beyond stupid.

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        Vodka with my Big Mac

        I've had that quite a few times. Doesn't really go together but rather they go sequentially. First you drink vodka then later on you want greasy shit

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          How to order a hamburger that's mostly spit

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          As if they aren't already.

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            Vodka with my Big Mac

            I've had that quite a few times. Doesn't really go together but rather they go sequentially. First you drink vodka then later on you want greasy shit

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            Dunno, I was picturing it more like a chocolate® milk when all you've got is a squeezie of Quik & a jug of milk. One after the other, and shake your face to mix. Win.

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              Stupid People glom onto him like he's a genius. I guess he kinda is a genius compared to the average Trump voter.

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                As if they aren't already.

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                Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark

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                  Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark

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                  I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again.

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                    I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again.

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                    Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger.

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                      Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger.

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                      Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔

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                        Is it just me, or does anyone else cringe when people make up fake conversations to make a point that didn’t require it.

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                          This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

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                          Great. Make your own version and post it. I'd love to see it.

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                            Stupid People glom onto him like he's a genius. I guess he kinda is a genius compared to the average Trump voter.

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                            He seems to genuinely be trying to understand his emotions. Are there others who equally expose their inner world, especially conservatives? I don't know another conservative person who dares to do it.

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                              Is it just me, or does anyone else cringe when people make up fake conversations to make a point that didn’t require it.

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                              Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

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                                Is it just me, or does anyone else cringe when people make up fake conversations to make a point that didn’t require it.

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                                Making fun of someone with an obviously fake conversation is a universal staple, from classroom to a boardroom.

                                +10 points if you do the voice, - 100 if the voice is a racial stereotype

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                                  Gets plain fries, but gets charged for vodka. Cashier points to vodka line on the bill and says "potatoes", then points to fries and says "potatoes".

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                                    Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

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                                    Idk, does it still count as a strawman if you're doing it to make fun of him rather than make an argument against something he said? I don't think it does.

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                                      It depends on what the definition of 'is' is.

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                                        McDonalds marketing is getting pretty aggressive if they're sending their cashiers to Wendy's...

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                                        The cashier is working undercover in order to steal the krappy patty's secret formula.

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                                          Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔

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                                          I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country ..

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