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How Coldplay actually sounds

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  • R [email protected]

    I don't get why this is so big, wouldn't anybody be that embarrassed to be caught at a cold play concert?

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    I can't tell if this is sarcasm, so I'm gonna answer genuinely:

    The two people in the pic are having an affair, that's the Astronomer CEO Andy Bryon and his Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot on a kiss cam, and they hid their faces once they were on the Jumbotron.

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      Hopefully watching Nick Cage's other marvellous movies. Pig, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, and Mandy are excellent.

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      Lord of War is unironically one of my favourite movies of all time

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        How dare you not mention Raising Arizona.

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        I was just considering modern Cage, a different beast.

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        • R [email protected]

          Lord of War is unironically one of my favourite movies of all time

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          Yeah, another Cage gem.

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            From what I understand, Coldplay was what played in suburban minivans 20 years ago when the drivers were driving their kids to taekwondo practice.

            Also, apparently they’re the one band that’s not officially Christian Rock that’s huge with US Christians.

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            • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

              From what I understand, Coldplay was what played in suburban minivans 20 years ago when the drivers were driving their kids to taekwondo practice.

              Also, apparently they’re the one band that’s not officially Christian Rock that’s huge with US Christians.

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              Um… what the fuck. This is literally how I was initially exposed to Coldplay.

              Out of touch, suburban mom driving kids around on errands and dropping them off at their extracurriculars.

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              • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                From what I understand, Coldplay was what played in suburban minivans 20 years ago when the drivers were driving their kids to taekwondo practice.

                Also, apparently they’re the one band that’s not officially Christian Rock that’s huge with US Christians.

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                Why are they so big with Christians? I've seen that too and can't explain it

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                  At this point you have to specify which old era, I'm going pre 2004.

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                  A rush of blood to the head and XY if I recall correctly.

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                  • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                    I can't tell if this is sarcasm, so I'm gonna answer genuinely:

                    The two people in the pic are having an affair, that's the Astronomer CEO Andy Bryon and his Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot on a kiss cam, and they hid their faces once they were on the Jumbotron.

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                    Astronomer CEO

                    If this is PR for Astronomer then somebody deserves a raise.

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                    • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zoneM [email protected]

                      I still haven't seen Wild at Heart. What am I doing with my life.

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                      The first 3 minutes of Wild at Heart are the best Nic Cage performance ever imo

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Idk why people shit on Coldplay, they sound fine

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                        Early Coldplay was pretty good the 3rd and beyond is when he married a crazy person and named their kid apple.

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                          Early Coldplay was pretty good the 3rd and beyond is when he married a crazy person and named their kid apple.

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                          Part of me continues to be jaded that Travis came out the same time and are the clearly superior band and did not make it big.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Idk why people shit on Coldplay, they sound fine

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                            Coldplay is like depression in music form, but mild compared to The Fray.

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                              Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they're more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

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                                Astronomer CEO

                                If this is PR for Astronomer then somebody deserves a raise.

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                                Honestly yeah, I'd never heard of this company before the whole viral scandal and memes.

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                                  Cut Coldplay some slack, this was the funniest thing that's happened in a while. Plus, Parachutes is...fine...A Rush of Blood to the Head has a couple of good tracks. Everything after that is pretty trash, but those first two albums were good to mid.

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                                  • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                                    From what I understand, Coldplay was what played in suburban minivans 20 years ago when the drivers were driving their kids to taekwondo practice.

                                    Also, apparently they’re the one band that’s not officially Christian Rock that’s huge with US Christians.

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                                    20 years ago they were what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). Then after X&Y they kinda became electronic/synthpop for the clinically depressed.

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Why are they so big with Christians? I've seen that too and can't explain it

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                                      Because they are generic and don't curse.

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                                        Coldplay good. Fight me

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          Astronomer CEO

                                          If this is PR for Astronomer then somebody deserves a raise.

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                                          He was forced out of his role, and his wife removed her married last name from her socials.

                                          So it doesn't seem like a ploy imo.

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