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He thirsted for her

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    He thirsts for electrolytes.

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    Elle Ectrolytes

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      This would be a quote from a book in idiocracy if they knew how to read.

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          The flavor is mostly just sugar anyways

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          I would argue that the citric acid is as important of a flavor component.

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            Her eyes were the striking blue of glacier freeze. Accented by her cheeks, flushed as fruit punch. Her demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like lemon lime on a hot summer day. Her dress the color of citrus cooler.

            Honestly it kind of works with the flavor names and less "like". It'd be a great little joke to slide into something.

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              Men writing women smh my head

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              Shake my head my head?

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                This has what romance readers crave, it's got elEctrolYtes!

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                A friend of mine actually has glacier freeze colored eyes. We were on a psychedelic adventure and I got it in my head that I NEEDED to taste his eyeballs. He finally let me and I was extremely disappointed that they just tasted like eyeball, not Gatorade.

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                  Men writing women

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                    Poetry is so beautiful

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                      I would argue that the citric acid is as important of a flavor component.

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                      I would argue against you, but I'd be wrong

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                        Men writing women

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                        She crossed her arms under her breasts, then tugged her braid.

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                          She sounds like she's from an early 2000's music video.

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                            Yellow gatorade isnt mysterious... White gatorade is.

                            Yellow gatorade is lemon. White gatorade can be literally anything. Sometimes it's cherry, sometimes it's grape, sometimes it tastes like Red and other times it tastes like Blue.

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                              Shake my head my head?

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                                She crossed her arms under her breasts, then tugged her braid.

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                                That phrase literally ruined the author for me

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                                  Yellow gatorade isnt mysterious... White gatorade is.

                                  Yellow gatorade is lemon. White gatorade can be literally anything. Sometimes it's cherry, sometimes it's grape, sometimes it tastes like Red and other times it tastes like Blue.

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                                  But it always reminds me of you 🤩❤️😉

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                                    Gatorade is for farming

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                                      Her eyes were the striking blue of glacier freeze. Accented by her cheeks, flushed as fruit punch. Her demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like lemon lime on a hot summer day. Her dress the color of citrus cooler.

                                      Honestly it kind of works with the flavor names and less "like". It'd be a great little joke to slide into something.

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                                      The "kind of" is doing the heavy lifting here

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                                        "Her eyes were like stars. Not because they sparkled but because they were so far apart."

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                                          "Her eyes were like stars. Not because they sparkled but because they were so far apart."

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                                          Anya Taylor Joy?

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