mmmm yes undoubtedly
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I’m so glad England isn’t real.
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
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Could you imagine the teeth of an English methhead?
Don't the British have better teeth than the US Americans?
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Don't the British have better teeth than the US Americans?
I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.
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Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
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OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
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Southern cuisine would be salt beef, white bread and Yorkshire tea.
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Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
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Don't the British have better teeth than the US Americans?
I've not researched this, but I've heard it's because mouth health is prioritised over aesthetics.
That basically means: no whitening.
Teeth are naturally yellowish
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I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.
Not a myth and don’t speak as an authority on something you’ve never researched.
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Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English
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Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
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Southern cuisine would be salt beef, white bread and Yorkshire tea.
Nah, that would be the northeast AKA New England. Southern Cuisine would probably be French and Mexican/Spanish food, the Louisiana purchase and a few American wars never happening.
Then again who the fuck knows what the colonial powers would have gotten up to without the US zealots taking over?
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Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
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So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
What? It's not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery..
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I've not researched this, but I've heard it's because mouth health is prioritised over aesthetics.
That basically means: no whitening.
Teeth are naturally yellowish
also, dentistry is more accessible in the UK; free treatment is available to a bigger chunk of the population, and private dental care is cheaper as well.
So, in terms of severe complications stemming from lack of dental care, the US is worse, but the obsession with straightening & whitening means that people who have got it together enough to appear in the media generally have superficially nicer teeth.
It's like most things in America - if you're doing ok then it's great, and if you're not then the rest of the country just pretends you don't exist.
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What? It's not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery..
We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
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We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
Oh! Right
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Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Spices they don't use?
What do you think tea is made of?
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I’ve heard that myth before, never see any evidence in favor of it, not that I can be arsed to look.
What myth?
UK gets free dental care through the NHS. Just not aesthetics.
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I've not researched this, but I've heard it's because mouth health is prioritised over aesthetics.
That basically means: no whitening.
Teeth are naturally yellowish
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's also because Americans will spend thousands of dollars on cosmetic procedures for their preteens. Braces are not as common elsewhere. Europeans think a lot of Americans look like they have dentures because of this and veneers.