Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
96 Posts 58 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    kolanaki@pawb.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
    kolanaki@pawb.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #44

    They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.

    1 Reply Last reply
    3
    • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      obinice@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
      obinice@lemmy.worldO This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #45

      American boomers*

      1 Reply Last reply
      3
      • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        A This user is from outside of this forum
        A This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #46

        Cursed country.

        1 Reply Last reply
        3
        • W [email protected]

          I understand why we need to armed;

          I don't. Why?

          internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
          internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #47

          Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

          B magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM W 3 Replies Last reply
          2
          • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            M This user is from outside of this forum
            M This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #48

            Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

            K A 2 Replies Last reply
            2
            • S [email protected]

              Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

              https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/us/ding-dong-ditch-boy-shot-houston-hnk

              M This user is from outside of this forum
              M This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by [email protected]
              #49

              There was another one where the guy got in his car, chased them down, and ran them off the road. 3 murder charges over a doorbell.

              https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/16/us/doorbell-prank-california-sentence.html

              F 1 Reply Last reply
              7
              • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

                B This user is from outside of this forum
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #50

                Unfortunately the definition of fascism varies depending on who you're talking to. There are an astounding number of people in this country who think that allowing abortion or gender affirming care are a form of fascism. And they think it's alright to use guns to fight what they perceive as fascism.

                1 Reply Last reply
                5
                • M [email protected]

                  Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

                  K This user is from outside of this forum
                  K This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #51

                  These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door

                  Where did you read that? All I've read so far was that they knocked and ran.

                  M 1 Reply Last reply
                  4
                  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    J This user is from outside of this forum
                    J This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #52

                    To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

                    A 1 Reply Last reply
                    10
                    • A [email protected]

                      The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

                      X This user is from outside of this forum
                      X This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #53

                      Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • J [email protected]

                        To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #54

                        I wanna say he was late gen X or xillenial, but ill freely admit I just don't want my generation to take credit for his dumb ass.

                        A 1 Reply Last reply
                        12
                        • M [email protected]

                          Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn't be so stupid.

                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          A This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #55

                          You got a source on that? Depending on the time of night that changes the story a lot.

                          M 1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • K [email protected]

                            These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door

                            Where did you read that? All I've read so far was that they knocked and ran.

                            M This user is from outside of this forum
                            M This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by [email protected]
                            #56

                            It was stated in the very first article I read. It was a local news site.

                            I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky.
                            https://www.wlky.com/article/teens-target-homes-douglass-hills-tiktok-ding-dong-ditch-prank/65961850

                            R 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • A [email protected]

                              You got a source on that? Depending on the time of night that changes the story a lot.

                              M This user is from outside of this forum
                              M This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by [email protected]
                              #57

                              I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky.
                              https://www.wlky.com/article/teens-target-homes-douglass-hills-tiktok-ding-dong-ditch-prank/65961850

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • W [email protected]

                                I understand why we need to armed;

                                I don't. Why?

                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #58

                                Because in America things like the Tulsa Race Massacre happen a fair bit, and the cops either stand by or join in, so you have to be able to defend you and yours.

                                Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress.

                                W 1 Reply Last reply
                                20
                                • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

                                  magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM This user is from outside of this forum
                                  magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #59

                                  So how many ICE agents did you already shoot?

                                  internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI 1 Reply Last reply
                                  4
                                  • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                                    So how many ICE agents did you already shoot?

                                    internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                                    internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #60

                                    Not enough

                                    magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM 1 Reply Last reply
                                    4
                                    • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      P This user is from outside of this forum
                                      P This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                      #61

                                      I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip me with a belt.

                                      U 1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                        Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

                                        W This user is from outside of this forum
                                        W This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #62

                                        Have you recently watched the news? Looks like it's not working.

                                        internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • S [email protected]

                                          Because in America things like the Tulsa Race Massacre happen a fair bit, and the cops either stand by or join in, so you have to be able to defend you and yours.

                                          Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress.

                                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #63

                                          Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress

                                          That's why we hear of all those cases were ICE agents are shot by the people they bully. Oh wait... we don't.

                                          S I 2 Replies Last reply
                                          4
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups