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    If Americans don't stop the foot thing soon I will bring back the havoc and destruction of using local measure!!

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_units_of_measurement

    No I will not define it. I will just tell you I ran 2/3 mile and that I am prussian, now you have to look it up, convert it to meters, convert that back to your mile and then you know what I am talking about.

    Btw this mile is way easier to remember because a mile is 24000 feet.

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      I’m always disappointed that megameter isn't a common word. People will say “one thousand kilometers” instead of just “one megameter”.

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      I'm more disappointed the world renamed one thousand million from milliard to billion.

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        "the world"?

        If you came over to the other side of the pond, you'd find that most of Europe is still using milliard, billiard, trilliard etc.

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          When translating to Finnish it's confusing sometimes:
          Billion = miljardi = 1 000 000 000
          Trillion = biljoona = 1 000 000 000 000
          Quintillion = triljoona = 1 000 000 000 000 000 000
          You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

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            The only metric to imperial conversion I remember is kilometers to miles since it's pretty close to the golden ratio.

            Even if you don't remember that the golden ratio is 1.6 and a bit, you can approximate it by using successive terms of the Fibonacci sequence.

            1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 ...

            So 8 miles is about 13km (actually 12.87)

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              Why not just keep it simple and use the 5.4 microseconds * speed of light approximation? People just love making things overly complicated.

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              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                Metric will never recover from not being base-12. Ease of use and intuitiveness suddenly trumps "objective" design. We'd have metric time right now, smh.

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                  The only metric to imperial conversion I remember is kilometers to miles since it's pretty close to the golden ratio.

                  Even if you don't remember that the golden ratio is 1.6 and a bit, you can approximate it by using successive terms of the Fibonacci sequence.

                  1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 ...

                  So 8 miles is about 13km (actually 12.87)

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                  This has blown my mind

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                    When translating to Finnish it's confusing sometimes:
                    Billion = miljardi = 1 000 000 000
                    Trillion = biljoona = 1 000 000 000 000
                    Quintillion = triljoona = 1 000 000 000 000 000 000
                    You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

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                    You probably want double new lines in your posts. Or two spaces at the end of your paragraphs but that's usually a bit annoying to do.

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                      This has blown my mind

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                      Fucking Dan Brown in the comment section

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                        We don't count in base-12. Redesign the numerical system first and get it adopted world wide. I'll wait.

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                          "the world"?

                          If you came over to the other side of the pond, you'd find that most of Europe is still using milliard, billiard, trilliard etc.

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                          Anglocentrism strikes again!

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                            Fucking Dan Brown in the comment section

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                            Lmao your username is awesome

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                              Lmao your username is awesome

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                              Thank you, kind stranger on the internet!

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                                  You probably want double new lines in your posts. Or two spaces at the end of your paragraphs but that's usually a bit annoying to do.

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                                  Or just \ at the end, like so

                                  Texty text text \
                                  Text
                                  

                                  Becomes
                                  Like this

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                                    The only metric to imperial conversion I remember is kilometers to miles since it's pretty close to the golden ratio.

                                    Even if you don't remember that the golden ratio is 1.6 and a bit, you can approximate it by using successive terms of the Fibonacci sequence.

                                    1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 ...

                                    So 8 miles is about 13km (actually 12.87)

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                                    Its 2.54 cm to the inch. Its close to 2.5 and as an engineer in America I am stuck doing that conversion a lot

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                                      If only they made a meter equal a yard. Then we could all be bilingual.

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                                        Again, anglocentrism strikes. Your feeling is strictly based on your personal experience with your own words. It is like when Americans claim fahrenheit is more for humans than celsius, because they are unable to fathom things they have no experience with.

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                                          Thank you, kind stranger on the internet!

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                                          You’re welcome, @[email protected] 💖

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