You are someone's candy corn
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I love that tasty compacted sand
They shouldn't have that texture unless they are old and stale or really cheap. Like chocolate, they vary from brand to brand.
I like Brach's the best.
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They shouldn't have that texture unless they are old and stale or really cheap. Like chocolate, they vary from brand to brand.
I like Brach's the best.
But stale is when they're the best lol
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Uh. Fuck yeah?? Who likes fondant
Candy corn is not fondant.
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Candy corn rules
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I'm like the only person I know IRL who likes it. The most common complaint is the texture but that's my favorite part
Agreed. I'm biased because of nostalgia, but my mom would get us the little candy corn pumpkins around Halloween time!
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... with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, strawberry, and vanilla.
Wait, wut? There's supposed to be different flavors? I just tasted sugar, sugar, and sugar (... and I love 'em).
Maybe it's saying that it's a single flavor, which is a combination of honey+sugar+strawberry+vanilla?
I've never even seen candy corn, so I am just guessing wildly...
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I like candy corn, but only enough that I am fine with just a single handful, once a year.
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Maybe it's saying that it's a single flavor, which is a combination of honey+sugar+strawberry+vanilla?
I've never even seen candy corn, so I am just guessing wildly...
I could see honey, sugar and vanilla.
There is no strawberry flavor what so ever that comes through at all.
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... with a waxy texture and a flavor based on honey, sugar, strawberry, and vanilla.
Wait, wut? There's supposed to be different flavors? I just tasted sugar, sugar, and sugar (... and I love 'em).
Yeah, there are supposed to be different flavors... And the same people make both the nice 3 flavor kinds, and the ones that are just colored corn syrup
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I like candy corn, but only enough that I am fine with just a single handful, once a year.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I can barely make it through a single piece, but at least it's better than a communion wafer?
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I hate candy corn, but those little pumpkins made from the same earwax and termite honey are kind of okay sometimes. I think because the shape leaves the inside a little less dry.
That is the best description of that horrid mass.
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Everyone is somebody's marmite.
I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
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God is dead and you have killed him
Winner!! 🥰
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Candy corn's traditional colors of yellow, orange, and white represent [...] corn on the cob with the wide yellow end resembling a corn kernel.
This is why it's called candy corn. Because, when stacked, it starts to look like corn on the cob.
Holy. Shit. TIL
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I can barely make it through a single piece, but at least it's better than a communion wafer?
🤪Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They're not sickly-sweet. -
Actually, I could probably eat way more
styrofoam discscommunion wafers. They're not sickly-sweet.I wonder if there's a market for a "joke" snack food like white cheddar popcorn in a shape ironically similar to communion wafers... I hear they go great with shitty red wine, so that's a huuuge market just waiting for a new product.
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I would like that on a t-shirt with a lone pika on a rock howling into the wild, open sky as the background image. 🤪
wrote last edited by [email protected]OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
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I could see honey, sugar and vanilla.
There is no strawberry flavor what so ever that comes through at all.
I agree, but I haven't tried eating any while thinking, "do I taste any strawberry?"
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Maybe it's saying that it's a single flavor, which is a combination of honey+sugar+strawberry+vanilla?
I've never even seen candy corn, so I am just guessing wildly...
The three sections have always tasted different to me.
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OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!
I... I need them all... 
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