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      Because your dishwasher knows how drunk you are and is trying to tell you those aren't fries and they're not the microwave

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        More like slightly warming up a raw chicken breast so I can fuck it, amirite?

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          tfw air fryer has no window 🥲

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            What is a "leftover fries"?

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