I Recreated Shazam's Algorithm from Scratch because no one is hiring jnr devs
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"Maintainable code and common patterns? But I prefer code-golfing my if-statements into one, long sequence of characters."
-coworker standing atop the Dunning-Kruger peakPffft. I write everything as a one liner in notepad and just copy and paste into a compiler.
Note: Sarcasm. I'm not a dev, I just script shit for my own convenience at work. I'm the guy the idiots talk to first. After 12 years I'm pretty good at filtering out the bullshit and giving a concise ticket to escalate in the event I don't have permissions to fix something.
I have fixed code before, but its been very rare, and was most certainly a case of the actual dev not seeing the forest due to the trees. It just happened I had the cube next to him and he wanted any other set of eyes, lol. I just happened to have some education in various languages that I opted not to pursue further.
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Doesn't seem that bad to me, but I'm not a junior, or in the US.
US has been in a rough spot on the tech side as all the big tech companies kicked off a layoff spree (assumed by many to chase profitable quarterly reports).
With Trump and Elon screwing with the federal government, even stable government jobs are now hurting.
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Cyou count to 100? Learn quantum physics, compute the odds for each ball, and win the lottery. Easy peasy. I don't know why these kids can't thrive here in the future.
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In all seriousness, learning c++ or any language is good advice but it may only be easy or even possible if you have a certain background of concepts. We tend to overlook those, and remember achieving a certain skill without the full picture
I contributed a feature to the .NET JIT without knowing C++.
I really dont know C++, I have at most wrote 300 lines while following a tutorial 6 years ago. -
Ngl I’m a little bit looking forward to the next housing crash, because maybe then I can finally buy a fucking house for a not-too-insane price.
I'm right there with you. I feel like everyone I know's a bunch of hermit crabs lining up to upgrade from soda cans and plastic bottles into real shells
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If you can. Sales Engineering is a good field for engineers that need work but are not expected to code like an outright developer.
If you can get into it, and more importantly enjoy the role, also can be hilariously well compensated.
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A global recession.
More like a global depression that governments won't admit was a depression because the economy is completely shareholder centric with very little consideration for workers. New grads did the occupy Wallstreet protests because they spent multiple years unable to find a job. It was a nightmare that destroyed the lives of countless working class people
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Doesn't seem that bad to me, but I'm not a junior, or in the US.
I applied to 600 jobs last year, had 30 interviews, and only had 1 job offer that was revoked after Emperor Elon took over. Things have been completely hellish for me.
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I'd say code skills are useful for lots of situations, not only as job: it helps general problem-solving, exercises the brain, good knowledge to own. Actually, coding for hobby feels way better than working as dev (I have a 10+yr DevOps carreer, I'm thinking of going back as a hobby and seeking smth else IT-related)
Sure, just don't take out college loans for a useless degree. I have a BSc in Computer Science and it is basically completely useless right now. I can't even land a shitty help desk job that pays fast food wages right now
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I applied to 600 jobs last year, had 30 interviews, and only had 1 job offer that was revoked after Emperor Elon took over. Things have been completely hellish for me.
600?? Did you automate it or something?
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Pffft. I write everything as a one liner in notepad and just copy and paste into a compiler.
Note: Sarcasm. I'm not a dev, I just script shit for my own convenience at work. I'm the guy the idiots talk to first. After 12 years I'm pretty good at filtering out the bullshit and giving a concise ticket to escalate in the event I don't have permissions to fix something.
I have fixed code before, but its been very rare, and was most certainly a case of the actual dev not seeing the forest due to the trees. It just happened I had the cube next to him and he wanted any other set of eyes, lol. I just happened to have some education in various languages that I opted not to pursue further.
It just happened I had the cube next to him and he wanted any other set of eyes, lol.
Hello, rubber duck!
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Rad video. Watch listing it so I can never watch it ever. That list must be in the hundreds now.
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