Found my new favorite Linux laptop manufacturer/j

[macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world]

First I thougt its just a prank by a bored social media intern, but it looks like the whole company is built on this insane absurd communication. It was a hilarious read

[seekpie@lemm.ee]

Lmao, they prohibit anyone using any Google device or service, any Apple device or service and any (active) Reddit user.

[exfed@lemm.ee]

Hey, at least they promote Lemmy!

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

how the hell are they still in business lmao

[plantpowerphysicist@discuss.tchncs.de]

Yeah he's a KDE dev and has an actually quite good YouTube channel that really should have more subscribers than it does

[baumgeist@lemmy.ml]

Yet another micro-celebrity whose 3 section wikipedia page has one third of it dedicated to "Sexual misconduct allegations"

[m137@lemmy.world]

This hurts to read because of how badly written it is. Do you not read what you've written?

[Guest]

finally, the official laptop of schizophrenia

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[mynameisrichard@lemmy.ml]

Yeah, they're batshit

[Guest]

That’s the wildest company that I’ve ever seen

[beattakeshi@lemmy.world]

Fortunately

[lemjukes@lemm.ee]

For the record Veitch is just a comedian alleged rapist with absolutely no affiliation with MALIBAL. MALIBAL is run by Matthew Plott as listed here on their site.

[lemjukes@lemm.ee]

Now, I would love to know more about who's behind MALIBAL, and what's happening within the - probably, single-person - company. However, I have not found any information about that; if you have any, please feel free to contact me.

sorry did the author not come across the companies own about page?

https://www.malibal.com/features/about-us/

[crabandbroom@lemmy.ml]

As a KDE person, the random potshot at KDE for absolutely no reason is what got me lol.

[jagged_circle@feddit.nl]

That's cool

[jagged_circle@feddit.nl]

Site doesn't load

[bitwolf@sh.itjust.works]

Accessed the website using Chrome, on a Google Pixel, routed through a VPN exiting from Colorado.

Was looking for specifically an AMD laptop. WHAT NOW MALIBAL

[commander@lemmings.world]

Another scam company like framework trying to charge exorbitant fees for computers without dedicated GPUs.

Don't be fooled by the viral marketing/useful idiots, guys. Just go with the product that's the best deal for you.

[steal_your_face@lemmy.ml]

Need to install templeOS on it