Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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Human children are such a disappointment he's going to focus on fucking robots now to have robot kids.
He must have one of those robotic sex dolls. He’s so pathetic.
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Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.
Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.
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Neuralink was just his attempt at finding a way to upload his and his children's consciousness into Optimus frames.
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"You son of a bitch... I'm in" -Elon
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This shows, once again, that anything to do with the US is almost impossible to satirise.
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Except even Grok hates him.
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They're all too big for him to wear around his neck as a meat shield. Time for plan B.
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He should step back from being alive.
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Yeah, a little late on this one the onion. He never stepped forward for fatherhood.
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Ovaries everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.
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Ovaries everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.
They shouldn’t — he’s still sending out unsolicited specimens.
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He should step back from being alive.
You beat me to it
