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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

    God has no hand in programming. He's just as confused as us.

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    Look at how shitty our implementation is. We need a full refactoring.

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      Good riddance. Whenever I search for a programming question I'd always hope for a) an official documentation page or, failing that, b) a page on a dedicated forum for the tool that I was using that covered the problem. I'd only ever click on SO links if I had no other choice.

      And, of course, I'd never search for a problem on SO itself.

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      I almost always prefer SO answers because there was chance someone had the same issue I was seeing. Documentation only shows how things should work and dedicated forums are very hit or miss.

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      • O [email protected]

        Thread closed because that's a stupid question and you should feel bad about yourself.

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        On a serious note, last year I felt so pathetic after reading a comment on a question I posted on stackoverflow that I went over the edge and attempted suicide and like everything else I failed. Not saying that SO was responsible or anything. One guy pushed me over the edge, when I was already under a tremendous stress.

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          I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

          "Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

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          • F [email protected]

            On a serious note, last year I felt so pathetic after reading a comment on a question I posted on stackoverflow that I went over the edge and attempted suicide and like everything else I failed. Not saying that SO was responsible or anything. One guy pushed me over the edge, when I was already under a tremendous stress.

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            Glad to still have you here with us.

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            • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

              God has no hand in programming. He's just as confused as us.

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              I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

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              • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.techS [email protected]

                Stack overflow has always been ego and arrogance. Personally I'd love to see a federated version, we all host shards

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                You are correct. But without defending Stack Overflow, I feel the need to point out that the arrogance and condescension is by no means limited to their platform. I’ve been on several “support” pages that were the same or worse. For example Evernote’s “support”. It wasn’t “officially” hosted by Evernote, but had the Evernote logo everywhere . The most common phrases I remember from there are the equivalent of:

                • “The Evernote devs don’t read this site, so you’re wasting your time trying to appeal to them here.”
                • “That’s stupid, why do you have that problem?”
                • “No, you don’t want to do that.”
                • “No, you don’t want that feature and neither does anyone else.”
                • etc.

                I can only guess that asking moderators deal with the internet public for no pay is more than reasonable people are willing to do. So we wind up with unpaid people with people skills equivalent to 13 y.o. boys put in charge. Their only compensation being allowed to troll users and feel they have power over some small portion of other people. My guess is they eventually grow older and move on to being in charge of a homeowner association.

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                • S [email protected]

                  I almost always prefer SO answers because there was chance someone had the same issue I was seeing. Documentation only shows how things should work and dedicated forums are very hit or miss.

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                  SO used to be really good in the past, but these days when I'm looking for an answer to a problem, I only unanswered closed questions.

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                    I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

                    "Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

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                    INTERCAL's PLEASE Politesse Checking

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                    • O [email protected]

                      Glad to still have you here with us.

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                      I really wish I could say the same. Depression sucks.

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                        I do. Let me delete my account and come back tomorrow with the same question.

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                        Been there done that. Closed as duplicate.

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                        • hupf@feddit.orgH [email protected]

                          INTERCAL's PLEASE Politesse Checking

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                          LOL wow, I never even heard of INTERCAL. Does it have IF THEN MAYBE?

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                          • kazerniel@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                            Yes please. I tried participating in some StackExchange communities many years ago, but they felt so hostile to new contributors. Like I asked an immigration-related question about my personal situation, and multiple people edited my question to change the grammar and take out the thanks and smiley at the end 🤦 Oh no, we can't have a bit of humanity in there... Multiple similar experiences left such a bitter taste, that I ended up deleting most of my sub-profiles. I found Reddit-style communities much more helpful. Even wikis are typically nowhere near this hostile.

                            SE seems too heavily focusing on helping a "generic public" rather than the actual people asking the questions. (Or even answering them, with all the reputation restrictions on accounts.) I'm sure I'm not the only contributor they pushed away 😕

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                            I’m sure I’m not the only contributor they pushed away

                            Yeah. I found myself not adding a potentially useful comment, more than once, due to reputation restrictions on a SE community despite me having enough rep in the ones I regularly use.
                            And I am one of those that aligns well with the Question & Answer style format of their site.
                            So, I just leave, knowing that - some answer is incomplete - or - some question is not worded well enough to attract the correct answerer. I prefer suggesting fixes to the question rather than changing it myself, which would otherwise be assuming that I have understood correctly.

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                            • user224@lemmy.sdf.orgU [email protected]

                              CF: We defended your website from 69,420 bots today!

                              The 65,000 users: 👁️L👁️

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                              its funny. when its anubis, the common opinion is rightly fuck ai, but when its cloudflare, then it is somehow fuck the website.

                              what a weird world we live in.

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                                Good riddance. Whenever I search for a programming question I'd always hope for a) an official documentation page or, failing that, b) a page on a dedicated forum for the tool that I was using that covered the problem. I'd only ever click on SO links if I had no other choice.

                                And, of course, I'd never search for a problem on SO itself.

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                                I hate that so many projects are moving from public support forums to fucking Discord channels. God forbid a tech project be expected to maintain a public indexable forum and website. You can't search it unless you join the channel, it's not well organized at all, and the invite link probably expired 3 months ago. Fuck you if you didn't join while it still worked I guess.

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                                  LOL wow, I never even heard of INTERCAL. Does it have IF THEN MAYBE?

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                                  It does have ABSTAIN and COME FROM, for example. It doesn't have IF, of course. That would be silly.

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                                  • gsus4@mander.xyzG [email protected]

                                    Anybody remember what it was like 16+ years ago when "most questions" hadn't already been asked yet?

                                    PS: lol https://web.archive.org/web/20090330211513/http://stackoverflow.com/

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                                    I spent a lot of time there the first couple of years, mostly answering questions. I was in the top 20 or so of users for a while - I remember when Jon Skeet was right below me in the rankings and I thought "huh, I'll show this guy". I did not in fact show that guy. I'm still in the top .1% but I haven't done anything there in almost a decade.

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                                      I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

                                      "Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

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                                      They're the same people posting articles saying how bad AI is while everybody else has fun using it

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        I spent a lot of time there the first couple of years, mostly answering questions. I was in the top 20 or so of users for a while - I remember when Jon Skeet was right below me in the rankings and I thought "huh, I'll show this guy". I did not in fact show that guy. I'm still in the top .1% but I haven't done anything there in almost a decade.

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                                        As a read-only SO user - thank you for your answers!

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                                          I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

                                          "Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

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                                          moderator shoots anyone as soon as they knock on their front door through a custom slot

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