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Why is the crab not Rust. This is outrageous, it’s unfair
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Why is the crab not Rust. This is outrageous, it’s unfair
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like
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Why is openbsd the referee?
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Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like
borrowed data escapes outside of associated functionargument requires that `'1` must outlive `'static`you can still segfault in rust iirc
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I'm an 80's/90's BASIC bitch, so I'm still irrelevant!
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Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.
Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.
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I find it funny that the pufferfish blows up at its own gunshot
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Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.
Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.
Ive also seen this, but not from js but node
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Rust would be some borrow checker compile error like
borrowed data escapes outside of associated functionargument requires that `'1` must outlive `'static`rust errors are funny if you don't know rust
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rust errors are funny if you don't know rust
Those also happen to be errors you'd typically run into, if you don't yet really know Rust...
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No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.
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rust errors are funny if you don't know rust
News at Ten: Borrowed Data Escapes Outside of Associated Function
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As at least one nautically themed childrens' book surely has it: C is for crab.
Coming at programming sideways feels more like a Haskell or Prolog thing, though.
Apple is for ADA
Ball is for BASH
Crab is for C
Dog is for D
Elephant is for Ecsmascript
Fox is for F#
Goat is for Go
House is for Haskell
Igloo is for
...okay I got stuck there.
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NullPointerException can be related to a race condition.
it can also not be.
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I mean, at the end of the day, if you really understand your language of choice, you know that it is jusf a bunch of fancy libraries and compiler tricks of top of C. So in my mind, I'm a fully evolved programmer in a language, when I could write anything I can write in that language in C instead.
Or, rather, most compiled languages are just syntactic sugar on top of assembly, and that's especially true with C. (Oh, you can use curly brances and stuff for blocks? That's sure easier to read than the label mess you get with assembly.)
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"NPM install" isn't going to be the direct result of a race condition in JavaScript. And while I'm not familiar with Python, I'd guess that an "Indentation error" wouldn't be one either. A missing library or syntax error that's only discovered by executing a particular branch is still just a missing library or syntax error, not a race condition.
Also, while Node.js is popular, it isn't an integral part of JavaScript in the way that the other errors are integral to their respective languages.
I had to come up with a title, this was it.
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Labelling the crab as C is sure to ruffle some exoskeletons..
Only those who lack a sense of humor.
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No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.
The humble
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Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.
Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.
I have seen a Java program I wrote terminate with SIGSEGV. I think a library was causing it.
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Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.
Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.
Technically any language runtime can end in a segmentation fault.
For some languages, in principle this shouldn't be possible, but the runtimes can have bugs and/or you are calling libraries that do some native code at some point.
