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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video

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  • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

    The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.

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    I believed it.

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    • garretble@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

      I ate the onion real hard for a moment there.

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      Yeah, I was 100% ready to see something like "the ICE Twitter account using AI-gen" following it. Definitely a possibility.

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        I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don't care. I need it. And I'm touching myself to it.

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        • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

          The onion got the memo that their articles were being too realistic, thank you for readjusting.

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          Did they, though?

          Or are they still just prescient?

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            You almost got me

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              You almost got me

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              And isn’t that a sad commentary on life in the US?

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬

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                Now imagine Mike Huckabee doing a rap in the middle.

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                  I swear, for a second I thought it was real, just like "huh, guess that's not impossible 🤷‍♂️"

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                  • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    I cant wait for the first liveleak video starring a gestapo agent. Could be gunfire. Could be chainsaw. Could be waterboarding. I don't care. I need it. And I'm touching myself to it.

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                    Wow, that's super fucked up dude.

                    ...let me know if you find one

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                      Yeah, I was 100% ready to see something like "the ICE Twitter account using AI-gen" following it. Definitely a possibility.

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                      Is it really even satire at this point? MAGA has released memes and AI videos like that.

                      The only thing funny about this is if newsom before being beheaded calls for national unity and working across the isle or something.

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                        Wow, that's super fucked up dude.

                        ...let me know if you find one

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                        You bet.

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                        • A [email protected]

                          Is it really even satire at this point? MAGA has released memes and AI videos like that.

                          The only thing funny about this is if newsom before being beheaded calls for national unity and working across the isle or something.

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                          While I disagree with President Trump with their ICE raids, attempt to subvert democracy, and my execution. We both agree that the poor and trans people are a blight on society.

                          Gavin Newsom, final words before their execution

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