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Interesting way to deal with people who have had enough

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    Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate's door while they sleep

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    Il Pisa disca? Italians are serious.

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      if only they can read

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        Il Pisa disca? Italians are serious.

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        Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

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        • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

          I've seen this reposted everywhere for like a year. It's annoying to me that it doesn't say if you're expected to close your tab or not.

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          They close the tab for you. They open one with your credit card with the first drink then give you your card back.

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          • cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.comC [email protected]

            I mean if I’m shitface, I’m not going to be able to read that stamp 🥃

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            It's a really big glass.

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              They close the tab for you. They open one with your credit card with the first drink then give you your card back.

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              That's true, but it depends on the location. Plenty of places you can sit at the bar and you don't pay until the end.

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                They're gonna read that aloud

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                  I've had a server's permit for years, used to be a bouncer. In the cert class, they train you on several different ways to cut people off. They have short videos, awful acting, but very real situations that illustrate how it is done, including this method.

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                    I should print some of those and use them as a patron to get people I don't like to leave.

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                      So it's not just, no more alcohol, but "fuck off, out, now"
                      That's not cut off, that's expelled.

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                      • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                        I've had a server's permit for years, used to be a bouncer. In the cert class, they train you on several different ways to cut people off. They have short videos, awful acting, but very real situations that illustrate how it is done, including this method.

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                        At the place where I'm a regular they have a thing where you can get your own water. If the bartender gives me a water I know I'm done.

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                            Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate's door while they sleep

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                            Wait, Italians also meme about the Pissplatte?

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                              Wait, Italians also meme about the Pissplatte?

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                              It's more international that I thought

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                                These are also great for when you're up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

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                                  How many people are the type that would be given that letter and are also able to understand it?

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                                    At the place where I'm a regular they have a thing where you can get your own water. If the bartender gives me a water I know I'm done.

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                                    That man is your friend! Listen to him.

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                                      How many people are the type that would be given that letter and are also able to understand it?

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                                      About 2.5

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                                        They're gonna read that aloud

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                                        That would be the fucking best 💀

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                                          I should print some of those and use them as a patron to get people I don't like to leave.

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                                          Mmm. Hmmm. Interesting idea.

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