What's the worst/most embarrassing thing you've done before realizing someone else was in the room?
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Danced and swung my ass a lot, thinking i was alone in the office...i wasnt...my boss walked by, stood in the door frame. I notice him. we bot stared so long at each other akwardly
Get back twerk
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Get back twerk
Wasnt twerking. I cant even twerk
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You can't just share a story like that and not say how it ended. I'm invested now!
He never mentioned it again. Was kind of disappointing because I had seen his dick once when he was just strutting naked around the house and, like, one tasty looking dick. Alas, I wouldn't have been able to live with myself knowing that he wasn't making a sober decision. Didn't want to take advantage of him.
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walked in with half the floor to a guy masturbating in his dormroom. Immediately closed the door (I will emphasize unlocked door) and looked at everyone and said. No one saw anything, we all do it, I don't want to ever hear about it, didn't happen. The guy later was trying to say thanks and im like. nope. didn't happen.
Total bro. You are right, everyone does it. Always kinda frustrated me people giving others shit like they're not doing the exact same.
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Had an ingrown hair on my taint. Mom walked in to find me standing on the bathroom counter, balls pulled up, leaned back against the wall behind me, and squeezing it. She thought I was fingering my ass lmao
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Holy shit! I recoiled in horror...Did you ever see her again? I would have moved to another country and changed my name
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Holy shit! I recoiled in horror...Did you ever see her again? I would have moved to another country and changed my name
We mostly laughed about it after I explained what I was doing
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Are you still friends?
No, but not because of this though. We just slowly drifted apart over time. Then I stepped away from social media and that was the last time I seen or heard anything from her.
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Wasnt twerking. I cant even twerk
I think their comment is supposed to sound like "Get back to work" when spoken quickly
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I think their comment is supposed to sound like "Get back to work" when spoken quickly
Thanks prof
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Got super duper wasted and walked home. I finally got home and got naked and decided to jerk one out to help sleep. Then some random person walked in.
I was in the wrong house.
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I think their comment is supposed to sound like "Get back to work" when spoken quickly
Oooooh. Im too autistic for stuff like that XD
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Honestly this might be the best lemmy sub
Lemmy community*
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Lemmy community*
We are in a submarine actually
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Wasnt twerking. I cant even twerk
I bet you can if you put some heart into it
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You can't just share a story like that and not say how it ended. I'm invested now!
That is how it ended. It never happened and no one is to speak of it except anonymously on the internet when minimum of thirty years had passed.
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Got super duper wasted and walked home. I finally got home and got naked and decided to jerk one out to help sleep. Then some random person walked in.
I was in the wrong house.
That's a Florida Man style story.
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I was 9 and had grown breasts, and they were just fascinating because they were new. My brother's friend caught me absentmindedly bouncing one in my hand.
