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  • D [email protected]

    Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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    Lexicographical clock

    1 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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    • D [email protected]

      Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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      #13

      I hate this so much

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        Lexicographical clock

        1 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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        #14

        You’re missing 2

        1 10 11 12 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          Okay, here's the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.

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          I both love and hate this

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            You're missing the lack of logic, aka you're not missing shit, OP has some soul searching to do.

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              You’re missing 2

              1 10 11 12 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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              #17

              2 is overrated tbh

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              • D [email protected]

                Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                #18

                Sure but the clock doesn't tell time any differently—now it's just displaying wrong, instead.

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                • tja@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                  Acht, drei, eins, elf, fünf, neun, sechs, sieben, vier, zehn, zwei, zwölf

                  8, 3, 1, 11, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2, 12

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                  Ah there it is. The real language, not the one a confused toddler trying to learn German speaks

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                  • V [email protected]

                    Dutch is an Anglo-Saxon language so that makes sense.

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                    #20

                    Standard Dutch is not Anglo-Saxon but some other Dutch dialects/languages like Frisian are.

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                    • tja@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                      Acht, drei, eins, elf, fünf, neun, sechs, sieben, vier, zehn, zwei, zwölf

                      8, 3, 1, 11, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2, 12

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                      altı beş bir dokuz dört iki on onbir oniki sekiz üç yedi

                      6 5 1 9 4 2 10 11 12 8 3 7

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                      • D [email protected]

                        Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                        What time is it?
                        It's Beer O'clock!

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                        • D [email protected]

                          Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                          #23

                          8 3 1 11 5 9 6 7 4 10 2 12

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                          • wander1236@sh.itjust.worksW [email protected]

                            2 is overrated tbh

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                            2 is overrated tbh 2bh

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                              2 is overrated tbh 2bh

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                              2 is overrate8d tbh 2bh

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                              • D [email protected]

                                Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                It's 9 o'clock somewhere!

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                  #27

                                  Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

                                  Data
                                  |  N | Eng | Dut | Ger | Tur | Chi | Lex |
                                  |----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----|
                                  |  1 |   8 |   8 |   8 |   6 |   8 |   1 |
                                  |  2 |  11 |   3 |   3 |   5 |   2 |  10 |
                                  |  3 |   5 |   1 |   1 |   1 |   9 |  11 |
                                  |  4 |   4 |  11 |  11 |   9 |   6 |  12 |
                                  |  5 |   9 |   9 |   5 |   4 |   3 |   2 |
                                  |  6 |   1 |  10 |   9 |   2 |   4 |   3 |
                                  |  7 |   7 |  12 |   6 |  10 |   7 |   4 |
                                  |  8 |   6 |   2 |   7 |  11 |  10 |   5 |
                                  |  9 |  10 |   4 |   4 |  12 |  12 |   6 |
                                  | 10 |   3 |   5 |  10 |   8 |  11 |   7 |
                                  | 11 |  12 |   6 |   2 |   3 |   5 |   8 |
                                  | 12 |   2 |   7 |  12 |   7 |   1 |   9 |
                                  

                                  Sourced from comments in thread (English from image, Dutch from [email protected], German from [email protected] , Turkish from some rando, Chinese from [email protected], Lexicographical from [email protected])

                                  Plot with Correlation Scores

                                  We will compute the pearson correlation (r-statistic) score by comparing the base number (column 1) with the corresponding language column. We will also compute the Serial correlation, by creating staggered columns that measure how close a number is in a sequence to the one before it.

                                  ::: spoiler Staggered Table

                                  cat alphabetic.tab \
                                      | awk '{print $0"\t"prE"\t"prD"\t"prG"\t"prT"\t"prC"\t"prL;prE=$2;prD=$3;prG=$4;prT=$5;prC=$6;prL=$7}' \
                                      | tee alphabetic.tab.stagger
                                  

                                  :::

                                  ::: spoiler Plot Code

                                  gnuplot -p -e '
                                    set xlabel "Base Sequence";
                                    set ylabel "Alphabetic";
                                    set xtics 1,1,12;
                                    set ytics 1,1,12;
                                    set title "Alphabetic Number Plot with Correlation Score";
                                    set rmargin 25; set key at graph 1.5,0.9;
                                    set size ratio 0.45;
                                  
                                    stats "alphabetic.tab.stagger" using 1:2 name "E";
                                    stats "" using 1:3 name "D";
                                    stats "" using 1:4 name "G";
                                    stats "" using 1:5 name "T";
                                    stats "" using 1:6 name "C";
                                    stats "" using 1:7 name "L";
                                    
                                    stats "" using 2:8 name "ES";
                                    stats "" using 3:9 name "DS";
                                    stats "" using 4:10 name "GS";
                                    stats "" using 5:11 name "TS";
                                    stats "" using 6:12 name "CS";
                                    stats "" using 7:13 name "LS";
                                  
                                    set label 1 sprintf("%10s  %6s  %6s", "", "Base", "Stagger") at graph 1.07,0.95;
                                  
                                    plot "" using 1:2 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "English", E_correlation, ES_correlation),
                                         "" using 1:3 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Dutch", D_correlation, DS_correlation),
                                         "" using 1:4 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "German", G_correlation, GS_correlation),
                                         "" using 1:5 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Turkish", T_correlation, TS_correlation),
                                         "" using 1:6 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Chinese", C_correlation, CS_correlation),
                                         "" using 1:7 with lines lw 1 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Lexicon", L_correlation, LS_correlation)
                                  '
                                  

                                  :::

                                  It looks like Dutch has the lowest (near 0) correlation to both the base sequence and it's own staggered sequence, with Turkish mirroring it's staggered randomness somewhat.

                                  The least random alphabetic sequences are English and German.


                                  Updated: Added chinese and staggered analysis.

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    The numbers are sorted by their English spellings.

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                                    Is it a meme or a riddle?

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                                      If it makes you feel better I did the same lol

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                                      • W [email protected]

                                        You're missing the lack of logic, aka you're not missing shit, OP has some soul searching to do.

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                                        What lack of logic? The numbers on the clock are sorted based on the alphabetical order when they're spelled out in English. Just like with a real clock, the top number is the highest, not the lowest. That seems quite logical to me

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                                        • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                          Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

                                          Data
                                          |  N | Eng | Dut | Ger | Tur | Chi | Lex |
                                          |----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----|
                                          |  1 |   8 |   8 |   8 |   6 |   8 |   1 |
                                          |  2 |  11 |   3 |   3 |   5 |   2 |  10 |
                                          |  3 |   5 |   1 |   1 |   1 |   9 |  11 |
                                          |  4 |   4 |  11 |  11 |   9 |   6 |  12 |
                                          |  5 |   9 |   9 |   5 |   4 |   3 |   2 |
                                          |  6 |   1 |  10 |   9 |   2 |   4 |   3 |
                                          |  7 |   7 |  12 |   6 |  10 |   7 |   4 |
                                          |  8 |   6 |   2 |   7 |  11 |  10 |   5 |
                                          |  9 |  10 |   4 |   4 |  12 |  12 |   6 |
                                          | 10 |   3 |   5 |  10 |   8 |  11 |   7 |
                                          | 11 |  12 |   6 |   2 |   3 |   5 |   8 |
                                          | 12 |   2 |   7 |  12 |   7 |   1 |   9 |
                                          

                                          Sourced from comments in thread (English from image, Dutch from [email protected], German from [email protected] , Turkish from some rando, Chinese from [email protected], Lexicographical from [email protected])

                                          Plot with Correlation Scores

                                          We will compute the pearson correlation (r-statistic) score by comparing the base number (column 1) with the corresponding language column. We will also compute the Serial correlation, by creating staggered columns that measure how close a number is in a sequence to the one before it.

                                          ::: spoiler Staggered Table

                                          cat alphabetic.tab \
                                              | awk '{print $0"\t"prE"\t"prD"\t"prG"\t"prT"\t"prC"\t"prL;prE=$2;prD=$3;prG=$4;prT=$5;prC=$6;prL=$7}' \
                                              | tee alphabetic.tab.stagger
                                          

                                          :::

                                          ::: spoiler Plot Code

                                          gnuplot -p -e '
                                            set xlabel "Base Sequence";
                                            set ylabel "Alphabetic";
                                            set xtics 1,1,12;
                                            set ytics 1,1,12;
                                            set title "Alphabetic Number Plot with Correlation Score";
                                            set rmargin 25; set key at graph 1.5,0.9;
                                            set size ratio 0.45;
                                          
                                            stats "alphabetic.tab.stagger" using 1:2 name "E";
                                            stats "" using 1:3 name "D";
                                            stats "" using 1:4 name "G";
                                            stats "" using 1:5 name "T";
                                            stats "" using 1:6 name "C";
                                            stats "" using 1:7 name "L";
                                            
                                            stats "" using 2:8 name "ES";
                                            stats "" using 3:9 name "DS";
                                            stats "" using 4:10 name "GS";
                                            stats "" using 5:11 name "TS";
                                            stats "" using 6:12 name "CS";
                                            stats "" using 7:13 name "LS";
                                          
                                            set label 1 sprintf("%10s  %6s  %6s", "", "Base", "Stagger") at graph 1.07,0.95;
                                          
                                            plot "" using 1:2 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "English", E_correlation, ES_correlation),
                                                 "" using 1:3 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Dutch", D_correlation, DS_correlation),
                                                 "" using 1:4 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "German", G_correlation, GS_correlation),
                                                 "" using 1:5 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Turkish", T_correlation, TS_correlation),
                                                 "" using 1:6 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Chinese", C_correlation, CS_correlation),
                                                 "" using 1:7 with lines lw 1 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Lexicon", L_correlation, LS_correlation)
                                          '
                                          

                                          :::

                                          It looks like Dutch has the lowest (near 0) correlation to both the base sequence and it's own staggered sequence, with Turkish mirroring it's staggered randomness somewhat.

                                          The least random alphabetic sequences are English and German.


                                          Updated: Added chinese and staggered analysis.

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                                          You put a lot of work into this.

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