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  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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    Worst bong ever

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      Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

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      Yes, that is what I'm saying

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        Just like our presidents!

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        This OP device is clearly unpresidential.

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          Blurst Bong ..

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            Just like our presidents!

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            Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

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              Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

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              Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

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                Can't stop won't stop.

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                • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                  Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

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                  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                    “Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

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                      a nice smelling trip.

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                        I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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                          It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

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                            Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

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                            Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.

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                              Yes, that is what I'm saying

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                              Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

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                                I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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                                Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

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                                  I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

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                                  I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

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                                    As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                                      It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

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                                        That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

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                                        I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

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                                          As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

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                                          Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

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