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Just.....why?

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    No reason to even use electricity. A damp cloth and some baking soda works just as well!

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    Pfft baking soda? Don't you know certain tree species' twigs work just as well?


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      You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven't to help you with not missing anything.

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      You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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      • user224@lemmy.sdf.orgU [email protected]

        You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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        You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

        Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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          You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

          Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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          It's a data collection joke.

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            We have recently gotten ourselves some SURI toothbrushes and they are eco friendly, repairable, the heads are recyclable/ biodegradable. They also give a better clean than my old oral b electric. Quieter too. Highly recommend.

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            How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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              if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

              that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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              People keeping buying it because they don't know this shit exist. And once they already buy it... Hey, as long as it works....

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                if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                  if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                  that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                  Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

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                    But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                    I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

                    Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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                    • asbestos@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                      How repairable are we talking? Can the battery be replaced?

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                      Yup, you need to send it back to them but for a few quid (or included if you have their replacement head subscription) they will change the battery for you.

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                        if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                        that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                        We should not be shaming the consumers, but educating them. The blame is on the companies for making such a terrible product in the first place, the consumer only found out how bad it was after. Sometimes, you can no longer return a product because its X days out of policy.

                        Not that I don't completely agree with your sentiment, but to make people start advocating for themselves, you have to make them see you are a friend, and the company is the enemy.

                        (not that the oop would ever see this post, comment or reply because who on twitter is also using lemmy, but you get it right?)

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                          Rhod Gilbert on toothbrush is worth watching if you haven’t seen it yet.

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                            if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

                            that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

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                            If it’s anything like mine, it works just fine without the app. The app just does brush tracking and shit. I don’t need any of that, so I never set it up. But I suspect even if I had, it would still let me use it without being logged into the app.

                            I suspect the same is true here. That the function of the toothbrush is available regardless of whether it’s logging data to your phone.

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                              You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we

                              Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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                              "where you have brushed" -> either "where in your mouth" or "where you were when brushing"

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                              • user224@lemmy.sdf.orgU [email protected]

                                You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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                                Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.

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                                  Because you don't want someone else using your toothbrush on your account. Do you?

                                  Edit to add: just thought of the implications. It'll totally screw up your algorithm. Just like how now that my kids can get on YouTube in the living room, I only get suggestions for Minecraft videos. I don't even like Minecraft.

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                                  • T [email protected]

                                    But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

                                    Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

                                    I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

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                                    IoT has gotten way out of hand

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      If it’s anything like mine, it works just fine without the app. The app just does brush tracking and shit. I don’t need any of that, so I never set it up. But I suspect even if I had, it would still let me use it without being logged into the app.

                                      I suspect the same is true here. That the function of the toothbrush is available regardless of whether it’s logging data to your phone.

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                                      But that's way too rational and doesn't let me rage, I don't like it!

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                                        Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

                                        Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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                                        I imagine getting a notification on their phone reminding them if they've not brushed their teeth by a set time might help forgetful people to remember to brush their teeth, and if it's via Home Assistant, which is self-hosted, entirely local, and open-source, there's no downside other than having to set it up in the first place.

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                                          It's the experience of a toothbrush collecting data about your daily routines to sell for profit.

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                                          Ah yes, there's a whole line forming to buy data about teeth brushing, it's like a gold mine.

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