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Still a better love story than twilight

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  • chozo@fedia.ioC [email protected]

    I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but this is exactly what I want out of life.

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    If you meet a vaguely autistic hottie who is into you, under no circumstances fumble. I don't usually feel qualified to take my unsolicited life advice that seriously, but I mean it this time.

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    • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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      Don't worry, that's just a dhampir with a couple levels in suckubus. You let the right one in.

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        Yes, BUT I unfortunately can't stand the cigarette stench.

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          Congrats bro.... happy for you....

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            Sorry to hear about your small head.

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              This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).

              I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".

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                I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

                I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

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                • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                  This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).

                  I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".

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                  I read a long time ago some esoteric bullshit book and the author literally described people on the spectrum as fae changelings.

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                  • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

                    I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

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                    Exactly. Mine is basically like this, I was very lucky that we found each other. Most things are literal between us. Faes exist, you'll find yours

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                      ...blurt in 'all caps'?

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                        Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans

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                        • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                          This is my partner, minus the goth (her thing was hip-hop).

                          I wonder just how many times people on the spectrum were looked at as "Fae".

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                          I've definitely seen claims that the idea of "a far stole my baby and replaced it with a changeling" could have been caused by ASD.

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                          • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                            I have zero game and no clue when it comes to signals.

                            I need this kind of woman, one that will be forward me.

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                            "Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
                            You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

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                            • mothra@mander.xyzM [email protected]

                              Definitely Fae if she lives on black licorice, that thing is absolutely not meant for humans

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                              Either that or Danish. They love that stuff over there for some reason

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                                "Game" doesn't exist. Clean yourself, be respectful of others, talk to people. That's the entire game.
                                You just lost the game btw, but that's to another point

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                                My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.

                                I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow.
                                I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.

                                But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.

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                                  Either that or Danish. They love that stuff over there for some reason

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                                  Norwegian here. The Danes licquorice consumption does not impress.

                                  The Finns, however... Scary people.

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                                    Yes, BUT I unfortunately can't stand the cigarette stench.

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                                    Switch 'em to vapes (and perhaps a MAO inhibitor), gonna be worth it...

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                                    • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.

                                      I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow.
                                      I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.

                                      But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.

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                                      How can you know you're not interested without having a conversation? Try shifting your focus to having a pleasant conversation, even if that leads to nothing. Not that that is easy all the time but if you're chatting on a dating app or something it should be doable since it's not exactly real time. If it's in real life just own up to it by saying you're nervous.

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                                      • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        My 'game' issue is I kind of break down when I speak to a girl I am interested in.

                                        I get so nervous and overthink that I stop functioning. I run out of things to say and the conversation just doesn't flow.
                                        I put way too much pressure on myself and it is extremely difficult to break out of it.

                                        But if I speak to girls I am not interested in, then I am more myself. No pressure, not trying hard.

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                                        Hormone driven anxiety. You don't actually like those women. You haven't spoken to them so you don't know if you like them. You horny them.

                                        Jerk off before you leave the house. It'll help.

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