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  • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

    Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

    From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

    Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

    merc@sh.itjust.worksM This user is from outside of this forum
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    But, isn't it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don't like it you can just move or block?

    The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

      you don't have a close relationship with a woman do you?

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      You mean other than your mom?

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        Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

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        This caused so much confusion for me lol. Bitch.

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        • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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          Naw, you gotta lean in.

          Which bitch asked that before me?

          the cutest one

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          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Jasmine is a total baddie 😍

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            #85

            She's also a minor 💀

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            • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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              So glad I suck dick

              As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

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              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                It's Mulan, btw

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                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                  Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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                  Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch about the gay coworker.

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                    She's also a minor 💀

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                    #89

                    Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                      #90

                      Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

                      FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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                      • F [email protected]

                        Dude was probably 8 when Aladdin came out.

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                        The curse of being alive. We age while our fictional crushes stay the same.

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                        • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]
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                          Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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                            It's Mulan, btw

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                            IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                            • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                              IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.

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                              Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                              • stamets@piefed.worldS [email protected]

                                Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

                                From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

                                Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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                                . I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

                                Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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                                  I liked Ariel when the movie came out. It's not pedophilia because I was 12 at the time.

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out. Plus, she probably lays unfertilized eggs or something.

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                                    What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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                                      any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

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                                      sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

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                                        Can we please either un-censor the word "bitсһ" or else add other similar minorly-offensive swear words like fuck, shit, bastard, etc. to the censor list? I don't mind so much the censorship, it's just the inconsistency that bothers me.

                                        FWIW, one word I do agree should be censored is "removed."

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                                        My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          It's funny, because I could imagine most of the girls I have nonmonogamous undefined relationships with having this interaction with me. Except that we would both know that we're being sarcastic, and many lulz would be had.

                                          I would assume that is also what is happening here, if I were not far more certain that this was super fake.

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                                          I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf❤️, I would instead say:

                                          Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.

                                          Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.

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