The regrets of life
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This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I'm OK with that.
The night before I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn't do more than kiss either of them, but we're talking sudden, "OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by" kind of kisses. I'd known one of them since the first grade.
Now, here's the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP.
YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than "we're probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by."
And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it's on a whole 'nother level.
See, my cynical self assumed they both were hoping to lock you down as a BF or husband to mooch off of you, and cheat like crazy while you are deployed.
Maybe I have just heard those stories too many times, from people I know who were in the military.
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Who is she?
It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)
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How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach
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It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)
Wow that’s hot 🥵
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It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)
Holy shit it's 2005
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Holy shit it's 2005
Yeah, I think she's about 20
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How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach
You good bro?
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I still can't forgive myself for not having asked a chick for her number after I had a good dance with her at a party....25 years ago. She was very pretty, exactly my kind of woman, at least physically, which is presumably why I was afraid to ask. It made me realise that I absolutely prefer to deal with the pain of rejection than to deal with the resentment and self-loathing of not having asked a woman out, asked for her number or even just talked to her.
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Option 3 - she just wanted some dick & was trying to get you to volunteer as tribute.
In that case, maybe he should cumtribute indeed.
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Just because she's being flirty doesn't mean she's into you
And it's not fun to turn down someone like that
If they're interested they're going to have to ask
in writing and notarized to make sure there' s no miscommunication -
It's an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn't post much anymore, but she's still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)
Nice try! But I am prepared for your shenanigans
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You good bro?
Obviously not.
Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.
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Honest question: What makes you think those kisses meant more?
Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!
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Sad Answer: I'm 30 years too late to find out!
Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.
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Obviously not.
Go get some help OP, that isn't a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn't a funny joke either.
It's the original quote from the first time I saw this meme, chill lol
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Nothing beyond two kisses happened. That's reality. Possibilities are not reality, what-ifs are not reality.
Yes yes, thank you Mx. wet blanket. I think by now I have that part of living down.
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Probably tongue.
There was quite a surprising amount of that, I have to admit.
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I still can't forgive myself for not having asked a chick for her number after I had a good dance with her at a party....25 years ago. She was very pretty, exactly my kind of woman, at least physically, which is presumably why I was afraid to ask. It made me realise that I absolutely prefer to deal with the pain of rejection than to deal with the resentment and self-loathing of not having asked a woman out, asked for her number or even just talked to her.
males always forget that women are also insecure. When you think she will say No, she is really thinking I wish he would ask me
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Who is she?
friend of my sister. In all the times we had conversations I had to struggle to look at her face. For some reason my focus was always lower
